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THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS

THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS

North Korea isn’t known for its sense of humor, but the all knowing Kim Jong Un developed an interest in comedy stemming from the movie “The Interview”. After studying the art, the brilliant one called on all fifteen of North Korea’s comedians.

They would be the stars of North Korea’s first ever roast! Their target? The irreproachable one himself.

Comedians were given high expectations and a full thirty minutes to prepare for the show, all while a stage fit for a king was assembled. A national announcement was made, and thousands of randomly selected citizens were removed from their homes and transported to the prestigious gathering. It would be a historic evening and an undeniably juicy event. Dennis Rodman was the guest of honor and the only non citizen in attendance. The roast of Kim Jong Un!

The live broadcast played on every channel, and the nervous comedians took to the stage. Life as a funny man in North Korea is one of poverty and shame, making the live broadcast of the roast of Kim Jong Un the single greatest opportunity any of them would ever be lucky enough to receive.

One by one, the comedians took to the stage and made history.

Kim Jong Un  laughed at his own expense on multiple occasions, drawing cheers from the partisan crowd. There were also jokes that fell flat, receiving nothing but a cold blank stare from the Long Cock of North Korea. At one point, he even turned his back from the performing comedian, a sure sign he was bombing.

Unfortunately,

by speaking ill of perfection incarnate, all fifteen performers broke North Korean political dissidence laws, and were executed in front of the horrified crowd immediately following the broadcast. Despite the unfortunate casualties, the roast of Kim Jong Un will never be forgotten.

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