Broke Male-innials Attempt to “Lifehack” the Engagement Ring
“Engagement Ring Life Hack” for Male-innials
The extinction of male ambition is the reason Millennials aren’t getting married. Plenty of Millennial couples live together, but the broke Male-innials simply can’t stack together enough cash for even the most basic of engagement rings. It’s a serious problem that is not only destroying the fiber of the family unit, it’s also devastating the engagement ring industry. You can imagine what other problems this debilitating lack of personal drive is causing in Millennial partnerships. Women aren’t having children and rates of home ownership among the generation are in the toilet.
In lieu of taking corrective steps to move into financial adulthood, the Male-innial attempts a shortcut for obtaining a wife. When they heard that diamonds are a woman’s best friend, they naturally assumed a wedding band would not be necessary.
Enter the newest Male-innial lifehack,
embedding a diamond directly into the finger. That’s right. In order to save a few hundred bucks on a gold band, men are subjecting their women to a surgical procedure performed by a local tattoo shop employee. Yeesh.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Male-innials should get the hell away from our women. They have no business in the shallow or deep end of the dating pool, and should ultimately be quarantined from society as a matter of national defense.