All Hail the Amazing Fart Samurai
A (f)artistic talent like the Fart Samurai is once in a lifetime, and carries within it the power to inspire. He is only a man, but possesses the will of a samurai and the fortitude of an entire army.
His instrument is the anus, and its intestinal winds sing a song so sweet that his work has been likened to that of a siren. The seduction begins with a minor toot, perhaps a wet squeaker, before escalating to a chorus of powerful bass.
Never before, and perhaps never again will we be graced with such genius. While it is still here, alive and farting, let us bask in its beautiful glory.
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