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CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH

CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH It’s well documented through direct video evidence that Creepy Joe Biden has a fetish for sniffing the hair of prepubescent girls, but that isn’t his only predilection toward deviancy. He’s also a serial plagiarizer, who can’t come up with an original idea so feels the need to steal them from others. This is the story… Read More
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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL BE SYMBIOTIC WITH HUMAN BIOLOGY

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL BE SYMBIOTIC WITH HUMAN BIOLOGY Never underestimate your opponent. We are designing artificial intelligence to be smarter than we are, and it already is. Try to think of one human who could outperform Google in a trivia competition and the pool of people qualified to compete drops to zero. Look at the related videos in your sidebar.… Read More
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SNAKE OIL INCREASES PENIS SIZE!

Oil From Rare Snake Increases Penis Size Eduardo Silva is a snake and alligator trapper from Brazil, so he didn’t over think it when he caught a snake he hadn’t seen before. After inspecting its’ skin, Eduardo went to urinate. He woke the next morning to find that his flaccid size had increased noticeably through the night. “I wasn’t sure… Read More
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HAITI BABII DETHRONES TUPAC WITH GREATEST FREESTYLE OF ALL TIME

Haiti Babii Dethrones Tupac With Greatest Freestyle of All Time If you haven’t already heard, the rap game has changed. And there is a single reason why. His name is Haiti Babii, and he hails from the 209. That’s right, Stockton California. Remember bars? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But let’s not hate on the new generation of rappers, as they’re perfectly… Read More