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THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS

THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS North Korea isn’t known for its sense of humor, but the all knowing Kim Jong Un developed an interest in comedy stemming from the movie “The Interview”. After studying the art, the brilliant one called on all fifteen of North Korea’s comedians. They would be the stars of North Korea’s… Read More
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KIM JONG UN CHUBBY BUNNY WORLD CHAMPION

Kim Jong Un Wins North Korean Chubby Bunny World Championship Kim Jong Un declared world’s chubbiest bunny Chubby bunny is a game where an increasing number of marshmallows are placed into one’s mouth before stating a difficult to utter phrase. It’s fun, low impact, and delicious. The sport naturally rewards those with a massive cheek cavity, a physical characteristic well… Read More
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KIM JONG UN GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY WHEN POKED IN BELLY

 Kim Jong Un Giggles Uncontrollably When Poked in Belly A North Korean government meeting was interrupted by the sound of uncontrollable giggling. The sound was joyous, and contagiously moved through the crowd. It emanated from Heaven’s Hero himself, after he was poked in the stomach by an unnamed official. Kim Jong Un required a two minute recess to get himself… Read More
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WOODEN SCULPTURE OF KIM JONG UN SPARED IN NORTH KOREAN BURNING MAN

Wooden Sculpture of Kim Jong Un Spared in North Korean Burning Man North Korean Burning Man debuted this past weekend, and was similar to the American version, minus the drugs or any form of self expression. Leading up to the event, regular citizens sent in various concepts that might be used as the centerpiece for the burn. All entries were… Read More
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KIM JONG UN’S SHIT DON’T STANK, ACCORDING TO NORTH KOREAN SCIENTISTS WHO ANALYZE FECAL MATTER

Kim Jong Un’s Shit Don’t Stank, According to North Korean Scientists Who Analyze Fecal Matter Choi Yie and his team of scientists were bestowed with the honor of testing the Shining Sun Star’s stool sample. This in itself was a great honor. Simply sharing a room with one of the Greatest one’s poop turds was a great honor for everyone… Read More
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DOPPELGANGER NAMES KIM JONG UN DEAD RINGER FOR PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY

DOPPELGANGER NAMES KIM JONG UN DEAD RINGER FOR PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Doppelganger is a look alike contest, and the 2018 celebration named the unparalleled leader Kim Jong Un a dead ringer for the Pillsbury Doughboy. This comes as no surprise to North Korean faithful, who have long known that his Epicness is a serious consumer of Pillsbury product. Legend has it… Read More
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BOXING CHAMPION KIM JONG UN GOES UNTOUCHED YET AGAIN

Boxing Champion Kim Jong Un Goes Untouched Yet Again The Great Sun of the Nation Kim Jung Un stepped into the square to do battle against Chan-sook Kim, where he defended his title for the 47th time. The bout was scheduled for 12 rounds, but ended in the third when Great Marshal Jong Un floored Kim with a left hook.… Read More
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KIM JONG UN WAKES FROM SUGAR INDUCED COMA

KIM JONG UN’S SUGAR INDUCED COMA ENDS WITH CELEBRATORY FROSTED CRESCENT ROLL BREAKFAST Yesterday marked the end of Kim Jong Un’s sugar induced coma. The story dominated national headlines, and shocked most of the world. No one could believe that someone with such a youthful, Hulking Adonis physique might be teetering on the edge of type II diabetes. Despite three… Read More