BADASS WOMEN – AMBER DEE EDITION
AMBER SPOKE HER FIRST WORDS ON THE DAY SHE WAS BORN. SHE SAID “I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”.
As a child, her parents read her The Constitution as a bedtime story, and to this day she remains a staunch American patriot and defender of our constitutional rights.
Amber played with toy guns as a little girl, and was known to wear red white and blue war paint when engaged in battle with neighborhood children. As an adult, she prefers a tattoo to simple paint, and an actual rifle to a child’s novelty item. There’s nothing quite like the smell of gunpowder while putting rounds down range, especially to an American badass like Amber Dee.
THEY SAY APPLE PIE IS AS AMERICAN AS AMBER DEE, AND BASEBALL’S FAVORITE PASTIME IS SCROLLING THROUGH HER INSTAGRAM FEED.
MOST PEOPLE SIMPLY MOVE OUT OF THEIR PARENTS HOUSE, WHEREAS AMBER DEE MADE A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
SHE’S BEEN DESCRIBED AS A STATUESQUE REPRESENTATION OF FREEDOM, DRAWING DIRECT COMPARISON TO A LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
HER EYES ARE BLUE BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T STAND BEING A COLOR NOT ON THE AMERICAN FLAG.
Katharine Lee Bates, the writer of “America the Beautiful”, is rumored to have written the song following an intense vision about a beautiful patriot from a time in the future. The song’s opening line is “O beautiful for spacious skies, for AMBER waves of grain”. Coincidence? I think not.
When all is said and done, one thing will be certain. America has a daughter, and her name is Amber Dee.
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