BEN ASKREN IS BANNED FROM WHOLE FOODS
Jorge Masvidal and Ben Askren engaged in what is officially considered a fight last night. The bout required five seconds to reach fruition, and that’s only because the referee needed two seconds to pull Masvidal off of an unconscious Askren. The knockout was the fastest in the history of the UFC, and ended Askren’s undefeated streak at 19.
Masvidal took off on a dead sprint at the opening bell, and landed a flying knee that made you wonder if you’d just witnessed the first death in the history of the UFC as well. Stiff as a board, Askren was helpless against Masvidal’s follow up shots.
Well that sucked
— Ben Askren (@Benaskren) July 7, 2019
To make matters worse, Masvidal stated in the post fight presser that he’d still slap Ben up if they were to come across each other at Whole Foods. Considering what happened in the cage last night, that’s about as close to an official ban from Whole Foods someone can get. Even if Ben sneaks into a random Whole Foods and Masvidal isn’t there, the trip wouldn’t be worth the stress. Can you imagine how jumpy and paranoid Ben would be while shopping for groceries, knowing full well that Jorge Masvidal could fly around the corner with a knee to the jaw at any moment?
Gamebred has spoken, Funky Ben Askren is banned from Whole Foods.
Ben Askren is Banned from Whole Foods
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