Boxing Champion Kim Jong Un Goes Untouched Yet Again
The Great Sun of the Nation Kim Jung Un stepped into the square to do battle against Chan-sook Kim, where he defended his title for the 47th time. The bout was scheduled for 12 rounds, but ended in the third when Great Marshal Jong Un floored Kim with a left hook.
Both competitors were all smiles following the bout, with Dear Father Jong Un even signing a poster for his fallen foe. Kim entered the fight with a perfect 11-0 record, but made more money for the defeat than he had in the rest of his career combined despite not throwing or landing a single punch.
“This is a very happy day for my family.” he said, interviewed post fight. “It was an honor to step into the ring with the invincible and triumphant general and boxing champion Kim Jong Un.” he said, bowing humbly in defeat.
With the win, Peerless Leader Kim Jong Un improves his record to 47-0, with all wins coming by way of knockout. There doesn’t seem to be a man in North Korea who can challenge the Guiding Star of the 21st Century, a superior person.