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BUTT PLUNGER – THE CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

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Butt Plunger – The Cure for Constipation

From the makers of Shart Water comes the new sheriff in Constipation town. It’s called the Butt Plunger, and is 100% effective at pulling shit from a constipated anus.

The product was originally a Girth E.P. Ness excretion, as the infamous renegade fartist calls his art. The product design is simple, matching exactly that of the well known toilet plunger, except for its decreased size.

“We took the circumference of the average butthole, and multiplied it by three and a half times. It creates an incredible pressure vacuum, and its results have been described as projectile.” Says Ness, who continues spreading his love of flatulence around the world.

So the next time you need pressurized assistance dealing with your constipation, buy yourself a Butt Plunger.

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