Cam girl gives donkey show a whole new meaning
Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any weirder. You’ve seen the BME Pain Olympics, Faces of Death, Two Girls One Cup, and Leave Britney Alone. But now, the donkey show of Tijuana fame has been reinvented, and your kids are watching.
Kynsey Thomas makes twenty five thousand dollars a month to display her fantastic talents. After all, it takes a very special woman to connect with a donkey the way she does.
“Most people can’t do it, but it’s always been easy for me. A lot of people don’t believe me because I’m so small.” she says. A donkey is a large animal, genetically equipped to destroy the average woman. Yet, the two are best friends.
His name is Unidonk, and he brightens the day of millions of children each and every day. Dressed like a unicorn, he is set to roam free in a large haven for rescued animals. And every day at lunchtime, he is a star. Not only is a donkey dressed like a unicorn adorable, Uni is incredibly well trained. He sits, shakes, rolls over, and plays dead.
Kynsey has been training dogs and rehabbing rescues since before she can remember. As a little girl, she convinced her parents to take in every stray dog in the area. Over time, her love of animals grew until the point she started Happy Place Shelter and Rescue. Dogs, cats, horses, birds, donkeys. All are welcome if in need.
Enter Unidonk. He was mistreated before being rescued, and followed Kynsey around like a pup following his arrival on the ranch. She called him her unicorn, and began training him daily. Eventually, he learned all the tricks she normally taught dogs, and it was too cute to hide from the world. The donkey shows started soon after, as a way to raise money for the shelter.
The rest is history. Every day at noon, you can tune in to see Unidonk doing his thing. Living life, chowing down, and doing tricks like a fine tuned German Shepard. All while dressed like the magnificent unicorn he is. The show lasts anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes, never gets old, and is the viral sensation coming to a computer screen near you. Unidonk, the most famous ass on the internet.