CIA CONSIDERED PENIS ENVY WARFARE

CIA CONSIDERED PENIS ENVY WARFARE In what may have been dubbed “Operation Washington Monument”, or perhaps “Magnum-K Ultra”, the CIA considered enacting the greatest prank in the history of intelligence operations. The plan was to airdrop a box of extra large condoms labeled “Medium” onto the soviets in order to “Demoralize them against an anatomically superior American Army”. The obvious… Read More
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HOW SATANIC SNACK CAKES MAY SECRETLY BE CONDITIONING SOCIETY TO ACCEPT SEXUAL DEVIANCY

Satanic Snack Cakes: How The Snack Cake Industry May Secretly Be Conditioning Society to Accept Sexual Deviancy By Pastor Dillon The innocent and adorable Little Debbie invokes a deep nostalgia. Her delicious snack cakes have given us all an addiction to dessert, a few extra pounds, and an excuse worthy of a sugar coma. The same goes with Hostess, the… Read More
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Ball Lightning is Weird

Ball Lightning is Weird Ball Lightning is an unexplained and potentially dangerous atmospheric electrical phenomenon. Reports of ball lightning date back further than the 1600s, and scientists long regarded its existence as something of an urban legend. This is no longer the case, as Ball Lightning has been captured on high resolution cameras, and witnessed personally by legitimate scientists. A… Read More
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“REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER” IS ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR “WOMEN”

“REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER” IS ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR “WOMEN” Anyone venturing rabbit holes is familiar with the conspiracy theory about shapeshifting humanoid reptilians. Wanna hear the true version? The mainstream conspiracy theory is simple enough. Pretty much, a predatory race of reptilian shapeshifters share the planet with us, influence our perceptions, dominate our hierarchies, alter our genetics, and control the world’s… Read More