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CAM GIRL DONKEY SHOW THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

Cam Girl Donkey Show That Will Blow Your Mind   Cam girl gives donkey show a whole new meaning Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any weirder. You’ve seen the BME Pain Olympics, Faces of Death, Two Girls One Cup, and Leave Britney Alone. But now, the donkey show of Tijuana fame has been reinvented, and your kids… Read More
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PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS

PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS It’s been said you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits. While this time tested truth is an undeniable fact of life, no one exemplifies this principle as well as Pornhub. From suggestive low brow ads, to the witty evergreen content of the Pornhub Twitter feed, Pornhub is the king of the incognito… Read More
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CHI HAND BREAK: MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS’ FORCE FIELD SHATTERS HAND

Man Suing Martial Arts Master After Suffering Chi Hand Break Martial artists’ chi force field inadvertently shatters students’ hand Michael Kalasino, 28, is suing a martial arts academy after a sustaining a bizarre injury. He was skeptical following a demonstration of a technique that uses a force field to block an opponents blow. “It seemed like woo woo to me.”… Read More
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“REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER” IS ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR “WOMEN”

“REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER” IS ACTUALLY A METAPHOR FOR “WOMEN” Anyone venturing rabbit holes is familiar with the conspiracy theory about shapeshifting humanoid reptilians. Wanna hear the true version? The mainstream conspiracy theory is simple enough. Pretty much, a predatory race of reptilian shapeshifters share the planet with us, influence our perceptions, dominate our hierarchies, alter our genetics, and control the world’s… Read More
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Radioactive Poisonous Spider Bite Kills Man Trying to Become Spider Man

Radioactive Poisonous Spider Bite Kills Man Trying to Become Spider Man Jason Parks, 28, was found dead in his apartment this morning as the result of a radioactive poisonous spider bite. The coroner has been unable to determine the species of the spider who delivered the fatal bite because Parks had sustained over 20 spider bites in a matter of… Read More
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JORDAN/LEBRON IS EQUIVALENT TO VEGETA/GOKU

Jordan/Lebron is Equivalent to Vegeta/Goku The Michael Jordan versus Lebron James debate rages on, and is almost exactly equivalent to the Goku versus Vegeta debate. The parallels between the two are nearly endless, including the ultimate answer to the question. So who is better? Lebron or Jordan? Goku or Vegeta? Let’s start with size. Lebron is six foot eight inches… Read More
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ACTUAL FORTUNE COOKIES TELL THE TRUTH

Actual Fortune Cookies Tell The Truth The Actual Fortune Cookie Company is a breath of fresh air in an otherwise stale market. Instead of espousing as Confucius sayings, they took a bolder, more innovative approach. What people really need aren’t illusions of grandeur, that much is certain. The average person would benefit far more from a direct insult or reminder… Read More
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WHAT DO SUPERMAN AND SANTA CLAUS HAVE IN COMMON?

What do Superman and Santa Claus Have in Common? It’s argued Clark Kent should be outed as Superman because he doesn’t wear a mask. Agreed. But what about the fact that he is six two, two hundred thirty five pounds, and wears skin tight spandex? He’s a superhero themed chippendale, underwear and all. And certainly people at work are constantly… Read More
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UFC FIGHTERS POOPING THEIR PANTS IN THE CAGE

 UFC Fighters Pooping Their Pants in the Cage   UFC fighters pooping their pants is real. Fisticuffs for prize is a scary proposition, but fear is an unlikely cause for the untimely bowel movements that occur inside the cage. The ritual of making weight, an intense process of losing 10-20 pounds in 24 hours, happens one day before the fight.… Read More