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2019 DATING AND LOVE HOROSCOPES

2019 DATING AND LOVE HOROSCOPES Aries  Think of 2019 as a rebuilding year. Focus on your career, hobbies, and platonic friends, because there isn’t much to look forward to romantically. The reason for this isn’t a lack of potential mates, it’s your less desirable personality traits. Look in the mirror and reflect on past relationships, your listening skills need work… Read More
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CELINE DEION PERFORMS BLACK MAGIC ILLUMINATI RITUAL ON COMMERCIAL

CELINE DEION PERFORMS BLACK MAGIC ILLUMINATI RITUAL ON COMMERCIAL Celine Dion was a huge star. The singer won five grammy awards and was a major success commercially. The song “My Heart Will Go On” looped in millions of heads after seeing Rose selfishly watch Jack drown in Titanic. Unfortunately, it appears, Dion has sold her soul to the Iluminatus. The… Read More
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PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS

PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS It’s been said you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits. While this time tested truth is an undeniable fact of life, no one exemplifies this principle as well as Pornhub. From suggestive low brow ads, to the witty evergreen content of the Pornhub Twitter feed, Pornhub is king of the incognito browser… Read More
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CHARLIE ZELENOFF KNOCKED OUT

Charlie Zelenoff Knocked Out Formerly Undefeated P4P Boxing Champion Charlie Zelenoff Suffers First Knockout Loss Anyone who follows boxing, and many who don’t, are aware of the great boxing master Charlie Zelenoff. For more than six years, Charlie Z took on all comers during a reign of terror that will hopefully never be replicated. The man was vicious, a pure… Read More
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40 YEAR OLD ADAM LEVINE DANCES SHIRTLESS AT SUPER BOWL

40 YEAR OLD ADAM LEVINE DANCES SHIRTLESS AT SUPER BOWL The Super Bowl Halftime show is a ritual of awful. Remember all those iconic Super Bowl halftime shows? No? That’s because there aren’t any. Aging, has been pop stars flock to the stage, gleefully prostrating themselves like sinners at the cross for their shot at career revival.  It’s consistently objectively… Read More
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BIGFOOT’S DICK: WHERE IS IT?

Bigfoot’s Dick: Where is it? You know what they say about men with big feet, so where is Bigfoot’s dick? He’s a nine foot wild animal, not a hairy Ken doll. He would helicopter that thing simply by walking. Yet, in photo after photo, the emperor wears no clothes. Are all Sasquatch female? What else explains this unusual anomaly? After… Read More
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SPOOF OF PRECIOUS OPENS TO AWFUL REVIEWS

Spoof of Precious Opens To Awful Reviews Clementine, a spoof of Precious, debuted with overwhelmingly negative reviews. Written and directed by controversial funny man Gabriel Utseks, the film has been lambasted as insensitive and unfunny. The movie picks fun at everything from obesity to incest, and critics say it isn’t even worth going through the trouble of pointing out the… Read More
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THE TRUTH ABOUT SUPERHEROES’ CAPES WILL SHOCK YOU!

 The Truth About Superheroes’ Capes Will Shock You! The truth about superheroes capes’ is way more embarrassing than you would think. A muscular, spandex wearing man who dons a cape is automatically assumed a superhero. It is the most common trope in the world of uber men, but why? What are the origins of the regal cloak? We sat down… Read More
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JOE ROGAN PASSES AWAY FOLLOWING ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE OF MARIJUANA

Joe Rogan Passes Away Following Accidental Overdose of Marijuana Joe Rogan has passed away from an accidental overdose of Marijuana. He was found dead in his home following what appears to be cardiac arrest. Rogan, 51, was an avid lifetime user of pot and its constituents. Everything from DMT to LSD. If it was a schedule I narcotic, Rogan would… Read More