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BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS

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BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS Michael Dumphrey of Saint Augustine screamed out in pain. Completely naked in the comfort of his own home, with blinds drawn, a brown recluse spider had sank its fangs into Dumphrey’s penis. “The pain was excruciating.” he recalls. His unwelcome roommate scurried off under the bed, and Michael Dumphrey entered a state of panic… Read More
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MERMAID ASS? A SERIOUS DISCUSSION

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Mermaid Ass? A Serious Discussion   Mermaid ass is on everyone’s mind, let’s talk about it.  It’s a simple question, pondered by many throughout history. Is there such a thing as Mermaid ass? Let’s start with Mermaids themselves. They’re like Bigfoot if he was feminine, hairless, and had breasts. Their existence isn’t confirmed, but there have been plenty of sightings.… Read More
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WHITE WOMEN PREFER THE BBC

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White Women Prefer The BBC It appears white women respond enthusiastically when shown clips of The BBC, claiming it as the superior overall source. Surveys support this finding, showing 9 out of 10 white women prefer the BBC. The British Broadcasting Corporation was founded in 1922, and is a British public service broadcaster. Did you like this?Tip Geronimo with Cryptocurrency… Read More
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CONTROVERSIAL MILLENNIAL CONCENTRATION CAMP SPARKS OUTRAGE

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Controversial Millennial Concentration Camp Spark Outrage Jeremiah Meyerson refers to himself as the World’s leading expert on the Millennial Generation, and writes extensively on the subject. An advocate for rational anti-Millennialism, he believes steps should be taken to quarantine Millennials from the rest of society. Despite claiming the Millennial defect he refers to as Millennialism is terminal, he is now… Read More
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DICK PIC MARRIAGE INTRODUCTION

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The Dick Pic Marriage Introduction ‘Unsolicited dick pic’ and ‘future wife’ rarely belong in the same sentence. Meet Richard and Holly, happy newlyweds with an unusual story they call the dick pic marriage. They met through social media, like many modern couples, but with a strange twist. Instead of a ‘hello’, a small bio, or even a poke, Richard introduced… Read More
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DOCTOR PHIL’ING DOCTOR PHIL

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Doctor Phil’ing Doctor Phil There comes a time in every man’s life when they have to step back and look in the mirror. To see themselves through the eyes of everyone else. And if they won’t, someone else will do it for them. It’s called an intervention. For Phil Mcgraw, that day has arrived. Doctor Phil’ing Doctor Phil is painful,… Read More
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AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO MILLENNIALS

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Millennials are the problem no one’s talking about. An idiot’s guide to Millennials America’s dirty little secret, and our first crop of weak males. Most of the general public is unaware of the menace, of the domestic danger lurking around every street corner. This is a basic primer, an introduction to spread awareness. An idiot’s guide to Millennials. Basic Terminology… Read More
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KIM JONG UN’S SHIT DON’T STANK, ACCORDING TO NORTH KOREAN SCIENTISTS WHO ANALYZE FECAL MATTER

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Kim Jong Un’s Shit Don’t Stank, According to North Korean Scientists Who Analyze Fecal Matter Choi Yie and his team of scientists were bestowed with the honor of testing the Shining Sun Star’s stool sample. This in itself was a great honor. Simply sharing a room with one of the Greatest one’s poop turds was a great honor for everyone… Read More
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COLLEGE DARE STUDENT JUST SAYS NO TO UNDERAGE DRINKING

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College Dare Student Just Says NO to Underage Drinking. Darrin Michaels is a lot like other college freshman, with the exception of his zero tolerance policy regarding underage drinking. He doesn’t do it, and he doesn’t approve of it. “It’s illegal for a reason.” he says. Darrin was the student representative for DARE in his school district, a position created… Read More