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DAILY POSITIVITY – ACTUAL FORTUNE COOKIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

DAILY POSITIVITY – ACTUAL FORTUNE COOKIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE Actual fortune cookies Live it Badass   Did you like this?Tip Geronimo with Cryptocurrency Bitcoin Monero Donate Bitcoin to Geronimo Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some bitcoin: Donate via Installed Wallet Copy Click Here to Hide Donation Details Donate Bitcoin… Read More
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THE FACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY

THE FACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY Ryan Creamer is an adult film star who recently exploded into the vagina of mainstream pornography, quickly becoming its poster boy for toxic masculinity. The popularity of his videos is disturbing, and further perpetuates American patriarchy. Creamer is a cisgender straight white male, whose lewd videos have drawn over 2.5… Read More
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KNOW YOUR ENEMY – HOW TO SPOT A SATANIST

KNOW YOUR ENEMY – HOW TO SPOT A SATANIST By Pastor Dillon The spiritual battlefield is wrought with temptation. As Christians, we must remain hyper vigilant at all times, for Satan and his minions never rest, and will stop at nothing to see the whole of America destroyed. In order to conquer your enemy, you must get to know him,… Read More
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HOW TO HANDLE PUBLIC FARTS AND SHARTING EVENTS

HOW TO HANDLE PUBLIC FARTS AND SHARTING EVENTS Most people are terrified at the idea of public speaking, and rightfully so. All those eyes, watching, judging, snickering. Public speaking pales in comparison to the horror of a public fart or sharting event, the number one leading cause of human fear. We’ve all woke from nightmares about sharting in public, likely… Read More
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EXPERT OPINION: DEFINING THE MILLENNIAL

EXPERT OPINION: DEFINING THE MILLENNIAL The word ‘Millennial’ strikes fear into the heart of God fearing Americans, and rightfully so. The menace is under studied and misunderstood. As the leading expert on the problem, readers ask often for a simple definition of the Millennial. Despite recurring overlap of certain characteristics, there is no definitive Millennial. They are prone to things… Read More
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HOW SATANIC SNACK CAKES MAY SECRETLY BE CONDITIONING SOCIETY TO ACCEPT SEXUAL DEVIANCY

Satanic Snack Cakes: How The Snack Cake Industry May Secretly Be Conditioning Society to Accept Sexual Deviancy By Pastor Dillon The innocent and adorable Little Debbie invokes a deep nostalgia. Her delicious snack cakes have given us all an addiction to dessert, a few extra pounds, and an excuse worthy of a sugar coma. The same goes with Hostess, the… Read More
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PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS

PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS It’s been said you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits. While this time tested truth is an undeniable fact of life, no one exemplifies this principle as well as Pornhub. From suggestive low brow ads, to the witty evergreen content of the Pornhub Twitter feed, Pornhub is king of the incognito browser… Read More
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SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS MARCH TO END LACTOSE INTOLERANCE

Social Justice Warriors March to End Lactose Intolerance The guardians of social justice are taking down the patriarchy one perceived slight at a time. Wielding a magnifying glass for micro aggression, they’ve discovered another injustice at which to point their seething anger. If there’s one thing SJW’s won’t stand for, it’s intolerance. Since the beginning of human history, a worldwide… Read More
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BIGFOOT’S DICK: WHERE IS IT?

Bigfoot’s Dick: Where is it? You know what they say about men with big feet, so where is Bigfoot’s dick? He’s a nine foot wild animal, not a hairy Ken doll. He would helicopter that thing simply by walking. Yet, in photo after photo, the emperor wears no clothes. Are all Sasquatch female? What else explains this unusual anomaly? After… Read More