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AUTOCORRECT IS A VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT

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FLORIDA MAN ENGAGED TO MARRY HIS FLESHLIGHT

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MAN CELEBRATES ONE MILLIONTH SQUIRREL KILL

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INTERVIEW WITH GIRTH E.P. NESS

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IS ElON MUSK THE BETA VERSION OF TRANSHUMAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?

IS ELON MUSK THE BETA VERSION OF TRANSHUMAN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? Elon Musk’s Wikipedia describes him as a technology entrepreneur and engineer, missing by a wide margin the most interesting fact about him. He’s the first version of transhuman artificial intelligence, and its hardwired into his biology. Although suspecting he’s different, he doesn’t really know. It’s all part of his mission.… Read More