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BAD ASS DOGS – TACTICAL TAZ EDITION

Bad Ass Dogs – Tactical Taz Edition Dogs are man’s best friend, but be careful using the word ‘domesticated’ around certain pups. Take Tactical Taz for example. Sure, he’s potty trained, great with kids, and well behaved, but he still carries within him the heart of a wild and adventure seeking wolf. Put simply, Tactical Taz is a badass. Dynamites… Read More
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WHY THE UNITED STATES MILITARY WOULD DESTROY ALIEN INVADERS

WHY THE UNITED STATES MILITARY WOULD DESTROY ALIEN INVADERS If you think the New England Patriots are a modern dynasty, then what is the American military? A damn empire, that’s what. If you take into account the scale of the whole operation, it’s mind bending. From our intelligence agencies to the Navy to the Marines to the Air Force to… Read More
Bad Ass Babes New Politics 

CREEPY JOE LOVES CHILDREN AND IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020

CREEPY JOE LOVES CHILDREN AND IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020 That’s an entire compilation video of a pervert groping little girls while likely climaxing inside of his pants. And yes, this man is running for president of the United States in 2020. Joe Robinette Biden, or Robin for short, acts like that when the parents of the pre pubescent… Read More
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ENJOY THE DECLINE

ENJOY THE DECLINE We are all one. -Anonymous hippie After careful analysis, an obvious conclusion arises. It’s all in the toilet, the only question is when will the flush occur? There are increasingly accurate feedback loops alerting us to specific dates, but no one knows the when. Only that there will be a purge. We’re post cognitive revolution. It’s kind… Read More
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THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS PRO WRASSLIN’

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS PRO WRASSLIN’ The business model followed by professional wrestling is almost exactly analogous to the one employed by the mainstream media. Wrestling is fake, the media is fake, but they’re both real to me dammit! Entertainment is the name of the game, and the bottom line is dollar signs. Obviously. Follow the money, find the answer.… Read More
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SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE BEYOND REASON

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE BEYOND REASON Facts don’t care about your feelings, but when you’re a self appointed warrior of social justice, your feelings can’t be bothered by minor inconveniences like facts or objective truths. All that matters is blissfully occupying your place in an echo chamber of delusion. This is why SJWs love a good march, protest, or rally.… Read More
Squirrel hunter Info New News 

MAN CELEBRATES ONE MILLIONTH SQUIRREL KILL

  Man Celebrates One Millionth Squirrel Kill Ernest Johnson The Third has been hunting squirrels his entire life. Squirrel season takes place between August 15th and January 31st, allowing hunters to kill a maximum of twelve squirrels per day. This means you can kill roughly 2000 squirrels per season, making Earnests’ claim sound far fetched. How could one man kill… Read More
Entertainment New Spirituality 

2019 DATING AND LOVE HOROSCOPES

2019 DATING AND LOVE HOROSCOPES Aries  Think of 2019 as a rebuilding year. Focus on your career, hobbies, and platonic friends, because there isn’t much to look forward to romantically. The reason for this isn’t a lack of potential mates, it’s your less desirable personality traits. Look in the mirror and reflect on past relationships, your listening skills need work… Read More