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SPIRITUAL GURU DISCOVERS THE 8TH CHAKRA

Spiritual Guru discovers the 8th Chakra Chakras are energetic centers of power in the human body, and the mainstream spiritual community typically teaches about the 7 main chakras. They are as follows; Root chakra, sacral chakra, solar plexus chakra, heart chakra, throat chakra, third eye chakra, and the crown chakra. Some traditions claim there are over 100 chakras, but none… Read More
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BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS

BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS Michael Dumphrey of Saint Augustine screamed out in pain. Completely naked in the comfort of his own home, with blinds drawn, a brown recluse spider had sank its fangs into Dumphrey’s penis. “The pain was excruciating.” he recalls. His unwelcome roommate scurried off under the bed, and Michael Dumphrey entered a state of panic… Read More
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MERMAID ASS? A SERIOUS DISCUSSION

Mermaid Ass? A Serious Discussion   Mermaid ass is on everyone’s mind, let’s talk about it.  It’s a simple question, pondered by many throughout history. Is there such a thing as Mermaid ass? Let’s start with Mermaids themselves. They’re like Bigfoot if he was feminine, hairless, and had breasts. Their existence isn’t confirmed, but there have been plenty of sightings.… Read More
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REAL LIFE RAPUNZEL: WOMAN TRAPPED IN TOWER LET’S DOWN HAIR, FALLS TO DEATH

Real Life Rapunzel: Woman Trapped in Tower Lets Down Hair, Immediately Falls to Own Death   Real life Rapunzel’s tragic demise Trapped atop a tower, a local woman phoned her boyfriend to help her find a way down. But all of the doors in the 40 foot tower were locked. The couple considered leaving her in place until the morning,… Read More
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LIST OF HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES NOT ACCUSING KEANU REEVES OF SEXUAL ASSAULT CONTINUES TO GROW

List of Hollywood Actresses Not Accusing Keanu Reeves of Sexual Assault Continues to Grow Hurricane Harvey Weinstein crashed through Hollywood targeting any woman it could get its dirty paws on. The immense damage it caused left many reeling, and raised questions regarding the misogynistic nature of the film business. Anyone within an earshot of a television in the past year… Read More
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WHITE WOMEN PREFER THE BBC

White Women Prefer The BBC It appears white women respond enthusiastically when shown clips of The BBC, claiming it as the superior overall source. Surveys support this finding, showing 9 out of 10 white women prefer the BBC. The British Broadcasting Corporation was founded in 1922, and is a British public service broadcaster. Did you like this?Tip Geronimo with Cryptocurrency… Read More
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RAID BUG SPRAY IS THE NEW TIDE POD

Raid Bug Spray is the New Tide Pod ‘Raiding’ is a new fad, something akin to the Tide Pod Challenge It started with hyperventilating and having your friends press on your chest until you passed out. Then it was huffing paint. Next was the “whip it” phenomenon, using keyboard cleaners to get high. Then lacing your marijuana cigarette with codeine,… Read More
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CONTROVERSIAL MILLENNIAL CONCENTRATION CAMP SPARKS OUTRAGE

Controversial Millennial Concentration Camp Spark Outrage Jeremiah Meyerson refers to himself as the World’s leading expert on the Millennial Generation, and writes extensively on the subject. An advocate for rational anti-Millennialism, he believes steps should be taken to quarantine Millennials from the rest of society. Despite claiming the Millennial defect he refers to as Millennialism is terminal, he is now… Read More
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DICK PIC MARRIAGE INTRODUCTION

The Dick Pic Marriage Introduction ‘Unsolicited dick pic’ and ‘future wife’ rarely belong in the same sentence. Meet Richard and Holly, happy newlyweds with an unusual story they call the dick pic marriage. They met through social media, like many modern couples, but with a strange twist. Instead of a ‘hello’, a small bio, or even a poke, Richard introduced… Read More