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YOUTUBE STAR DIES UNEXPECTEDLY, LET’S REMEMBER THE SMOKING BABY

Youtube Star Dies Unexpectedly, Let’s Remember the Smoking Baby  The smoking baby has passed away unexpectedly. Who could forget Charlie Buttons? The adorable baby boy exploded onto internet stardom when he smoked his very first cigarette. His mother recorded the incident, and the video became everyone’s go-to video for laughs. It almost made you feel guilty because of the negligent… Read More
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BIGFOOT’S DICK: WHERE IS IT?

Bigfoot’s Dick: Where is it? You know what they say about men with big feet, so where is Bigfoot’s dick? He’s a nine foot wild animal, not a hairy Ken doll. He would helicopter that thing simply by walking. Yet, in photo after photo, the emperor wears no clothes. Are all Sasquatch female? What else explains this unusual anomaly? After… Read More
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BOXING CHAMPION KIM JONG UN GOES UNTOUCHED YET AGAIN

Boxing Champion Kim Jong Un Goes Untouched Yet Again The Great Sun of the Nation Kim Jung Un stepped into the square to do battle against Chan-sook Kim, where he defended his title for the 47th time. The bout was scheduled for 12 rounds, but ended in the third when Great Marshal Jong Un floored Kim with a left hook.… Read More
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RACIST BABIES – A GLOBAL EPIDEMIC

Racist Babies – A Global Epidemic According to the Ontario Institute for Studies in Education, the once wholesome and lovable baby, may in fact be nothing more than a simple, backwoods racist.  https://nypost.com/2017/04/13/your-baby-is-a-little-bit-racist-science-says/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4406190/Is-baby-racist-Study-bias-start-6-months.html This is a strange finding because I’ve met babies, and they seemed fine. Little did I know, beneath their innocent and charming exteriors lay the cold… Read More
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OUTRAGE OVER ARIEL CASTING IS FAKE NEWS

OUTRAGE OVER ARIEL CASTING IS FAKE NEWS It’s common knowledge the mainstream media is biased, entertainment based, and has the agenda of stirring up as much controversy as possible. If it bleeds, it leads. Because mainstream media’s bias tends to be politically charged, and the left and right are diametrically opposed to each other, the whole point of the news… Read More
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MINI AOC HIRED BY AOC AS CONSULTANT

MINI AOC HIRED BY AOC AS CONSULTANT It appears Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has hired her 1/8th scale clone to serve as a consultant. Cortez, previously unaware she’d been cloned, stood in awe when she stumbled across a video of her spitting image online.  “Breathtaking. I shall call her…Mini AOC.” Alexandria Ocasio Cortez immediately watched Ice Age 2, and broke down… Read More
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PIMP HAT WEARING CONGRESSWOMAN FREDERICA WILSON IS AGAINST FREE SPEECH

PIMP HAT WEARING CONGRESSWOMAN FREDERICA WILSON IS AGAINST FREE SPEECH Frederica Wilson is a democratic Congresswoman from Florida, and she recently made statements that make you wonder if she is getting too old for the job. You have to assume that at one point in time she understood the basics of America, things like the first amendment of the Constitution.… Read More
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POTENTIAL FLORIDA MAN IN GERMANY

POTENTIAL FLORIDA MAN IN GERMANY Florida Man is well known in the United States, eclipsing the legend of Bigfoot, aliens, and Paul Bunyan. Annually, there are hundreds of confirmed Florida Man stories and sightings. Traditional wisdom suggested this phenomenon was geographic, and only occurred in the great state of Florida. But now we have reason to believe that Florida Man… Read More
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PRO DEATH PENALTY: WHY OFFENDING PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

PRO DEATH PENALTY: WHY OFFENDING PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF HEAD Conspiracy theorists are actually Conspiracy Hypothesizers, they’re usually wrong, but not always. Take the ‘Pizza Gate’ conspiracy for example, where the internet’s anonymous broke the code to a disgusting language that revolves around pedophilia.  Enter Peter Bright, a fatass piece of shit who enjoys raping children.… Read More