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MILLENNIALS AND RESUME GAPS

Millennials and Resume Gaps Millennials and resume gaps, the ultimate sign of laziness. Only someone free of ambition’s burdon bears a life without employment for extended periods of time. Hordes of Millennials play the game for this very reason, referring to their delinquency as “mini vacation”. I have a great respect and admiration for Tim Ferriss, the writer and marketing… Read More
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FLORIDA MAN SUSTAINS LACERATED PENIS FROM FLESHLIGHT

Florida Man Sustains Lacerated Penis From Fleshlight Michael Dumphrey, of Saint Augustine Florida was involved in a freak accident involving a broken beer bottle and a Fleshlight. The accident happened at his home in the wee hours of the morning on October 17th, 2018, and left Dumphrey with a significant laceration on his penis. “There was so much blood. I… Read More
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LIST OF HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES NOT ACCUSING KEANU REEVES OF SEXUAL ASSAULT CONTINUES TO GROW

List of Hollywood Actresses Not Accusing Keanu Reeves of Sexual Assault Continues to Grow Hurricane Harvey Weinstein crashed through Hollywood targeting any woman it could get its dirty paws on. The immense damage it caused left many reeling, and raised questions regarding the misogynistic nature of the film business. Anyone within an earshot of a television in the past year… Read More
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THE WORST GENERATION – THE STORY SO FAR

THE WORST GENERATION – THE STORY SO FAR Millennialism started around 1982, and didn’t stop wreaking havoc until 2002. This period is now known as the Snowflake Era. The days when porno killed libido, gender became fluid, and testosterone became something your doctor prescribes. There will be no Millennial Iron Mike Tyson, Stone Cold Steve Austin,Chuck Norris, or Michael Jordan.… Read More
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HUNDREDS OF GAME BRED CHIHUAHUAS DISCOVERED IN LARGEST CALIFORNIA DOG FIGHTING BUST OF ALL TIME

HUNDREDS OF GAME BRED CHIHUAHUAS DISCOVERED IN LARGEST CALIFORNIA DOG FIGHTING BUST OF ALL TIME That’s right, fighting Chihuahuas Dynamites come in small packages, but no one expected this. Authorities have raided a Chula Vista property thought to be used for the purpose of breeding, training, and fighting Chihuahua dogs. The scale of the operation is mind bending, with more… Read More
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KIM JONG UN’S SHIT DON’T STANK, ACCORDING TO NORTH KOREAN SCIENTISTS WHO ANALYZE FECAL MATTER

Kim Jong Un’s Shit Don’t Stank, According to North Korean Scientists Who Analyze Fecal Matter Choi Yie and his team of scientists were bestowed with the honor of testing the Shining Sun Star’s stool sample. This in itself was a great honor. Simply sharing a room with one of the Greatest one’s poop turds was a great honor for everyone… Read More
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THE FLAWS IN SIMON SINEK’S SPEECH ON MILLENNIALISM

The Flaws in Simon Sinek’s  Speech on Millennialism It isn’t often I encounter someone talking sense on Millennialism, so Simon Sinek’s rant on Millennials in the workplace was a welcome surprise. The speech was full of highlights, and Sinek is obviously developing an intellectual grasp on the problem at hand. There aren’t many of us, and for that I applaud… Read More
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THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS

THE ROAST OF KIM JONG UN LEADS TO 15 EXECUTIONS North Korea isn’t known for its sense of humor, but the all knowing Kim Jong Un developed an interest in comedy stemming from the movie “The Interview”. After studying the art, the brilliant one called on all fifteen of North Korea’s comedians. They would be the stars of North Korea’s… Read More
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INTERVIEW WITH GIRTH E.P. NESS

Girth E.P. Ness Interview I had the rare chance to sit down with my favorite fartist, Girth E.P. Ness. Instead of writing up some fancy feature styled interview, I took a shortcut and copied the transcript directly. Not because I’m lazy, but because I’m not worthy of editing the words of a Fartist of that caliber. Geronimo: You’re a well… Read More