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PROPHET CINDY JACOBS CURES CORONAVIRUS

PROPHET CINDY JACOBS CURES CORONAVIRUS Proven prophet Cindy Jacobs has performed a Jesus level miracle by declaring a cease to the Coronavirus. Nate Diaz might say that he isn’t surprised motherfuckers, considering her sterling record of miracle performance. This is the woman who turned metal into bone after all.  If this doesn’t definitively prove the power of faith healing, I… Read More
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YOUTUBE STAR DIES UNEXPECTEDLY, LET’S REMEMBER THE SMOKING BABY

Youtube Star Dies Unexpectedly, Let’s Remember the Smoking Baby  The smoking baby has passed away unexpectedly. Who could forget Charlie Buttons? The adorable baby boy exploded onto internet stardom when he smoked his very first cigarette. His mother recorded the incident, and the video became everyone’s go-to video for laughs. It almost made you feel guilty because of the negligent… Read More
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FLOSSIN’ – BLOOMBERG BOUGHT CONGRESS

FLOSSIN’ – BLOOMBERG BOUGHT CONGRESS In the South Carolina Democratic debate, Bloomberg made his case for the coveted Gaffe of the Year Award. With perhaps the most gangster flex in the history of the debate stage, Bloomberg made the claim that he purchased the democratic majority in Congress. There’s a lot of unintentional comedy to unpack here. First, he begins… Read More
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CNN FAKE NEWS ALERT: JOE ROGAN IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBE

CNN FAKE NEWS ALERT : JOE ROGAN IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBE In yet another startling lapse of journalistic integrity, CNN casually lobs accusations of homophobia, transphobia, and racism at Joe Rogan.  This should come as no surprise, considering Rogan recently gave Bernie Sanders an endorsement. CNN is a massive corporation peddling entertainment news ala TMZ, all the while presenting itself… Read More
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BIGFOOT’S DICK: WHERE IS IT?

Bigfoot’s Dick: Where is it? You know what they say about men with big feet, so where is Bigfoot’s dick? He’s a nine foot wild animal, not a hairy Ken doll. He would helicopter that thing simply by walking. Yet, in photo after photo, the emperor wears no clothes. Are all Sasquatch female? What else explains this unusual anomaly? After… Read More