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OUTRAGE OVER ARIEL CASTING IS FAKE NEWS

OUTRAGE OVER ARIEL CASTING IS FAKE NEWS It’s common knowledge the mainstream media is biased, entertainment based, and has the agenda of stirring up as much controversy as possible. If it bleeds, it leads. Because mainstream media’s bias tends to be politically charged, and the left and right are diametrically opposed to each other, the whole point of the news… Read More
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MINI AOC HIRED BY AOC AS CONSULTANT

MINI AOC HIRED BY AOC AS CONSULTANT It appears Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has hired her 1/8th scale clone to serve as a consultant. Cortez, previously unaware she’d been cloned, stood in awe when she stumbled across a video of her spitting image online.  “Breathtaking. I shall call her…Mini AOC.” Alexandria Ocasio Cortez immediately watched Ice Age 2, and broke down… Read More
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PIMP HAT WEARING CONGRESSWOMAN FREDERICA WILSON IS AGAINST FREE SPEECH

PIMP HAT WEARING CONGRESSWOMAN FREDERICA WILSON IS AGAINST FREE SPEECH Frederica Wilson is a democratic Congresswoman from Florida, and she recently made statements that make you wonder if she is getting too old for the job. You have to assume that at one point in time she understood the basics of America, things like the first amendment of the Constitution.… Read More
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POTENTIAL FLORIDA MAN IN GERMANY

POTENTIAL FLORIDA MAN IN GERMANY Florida Man is well known in the United States, eclipsing the legend of Bigfoot, aliens, and Paul Bunyan. Annually, there are hundreds of confirmed Florida Man stories and sightings. Traditional wisdom suggested this phenomenon was geographic, and only occurred in the great state of Florida. But now we have reason to believe that Florida Man… Read More
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PRO DEATH PENALTY: WHY OFFENDING PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

PRO DEATH PENALTY: WHY OFFENDING PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK OF HEAD Conspiracy theorists are actually Conspiracy Hypothesizers, they’re usually wrong, but not always. Take the ‘Pizza Gate’ conspiracy for example, where the internet’s anonymous broke the code to a disgusting language that revolves around pedophilia.  Enter Peter Bright, a fatass piece of shit who enjoys raping children.… Read More
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OBERLIN COLLEGE VIRTUE SIGNALLING WILL COST $44 MILLION

OBERLIN COLLEGE VIRTUE SIGNALLING WILL COST $44 MILLION Oberlin College virtue signalling appears to have cost 44 million dollars. Social justice warriors are engaged in an imaginary war. A war against perceived slights, micro aggressions to use their terminology. They’re in a war against free speech, because if people are allowed to say what they want to say, SJWs might… Read More
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CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH

CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH It’s well documented through direct video evidence that Creepy Joe Biden has a fetish for sniffing the hair of prepubescent girls, but that isn’t his only predilection toward deviancy. He’s also a serial plagiarizer, who can’t come up with an original idea so feels the need to steal them from others. This is the story… Read More
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SNAKE OIL INCREASES PENIS SIZE!

Oil From Rare Snake Increases Penis Size Eduardo Silva is a snake and alligator trapper from Brazil, so he didn’t over think it when he caught a snake he hadn’t seen before. After inspecting its’ skin, Eduardo went to urinate. He woke the next morning to find that his flaccid size had increased noticeably through the night. “I wasn’t sure… Read More
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YOUTUBE STAR DIES UNEXPECTEDLY, LET’S REMEMBER THE SMOKING BABY

Youtube Star Dies Unexpectedly, Let’s Remember the Smoking Baby  The smoking baby has passed away unexpectedly. Who could forget Charlie Buttons? The adorable baby boy exploded onto internet stardom when he smoked his very first cigarette. His mother recorded the incident, and the video became everyone’s go-to video for laughs. It almost made you feel guilty because of the negligent… Read More