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AUTOCORRECT IS A VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT

AUTOCORRECT IS A VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT Free speech is under assault, and autocorrect is the analytically artificially intelligent undertaker dragging us all toward the grave. It was fun as a calculator for spelling, when it alerted me of miscalculations of basic grammar. Now it’s gone too far. English is a fantastic human language, but autocorrect is perverting it.… Read More
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FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS SUPER GLUED INSIDE A FLESHLIGHT

Florida Man’s Penis Super Glued Inside a Fleshlight Michael Dumphrey, 34, of Saint Augustine is currently recovering from surgery to remove a Fleshlight that was super glued to his penis. The unusual emergency room visit was the result of a vicious prank carried out by his then girlfriend Jackie Meadows. “I thought it was lube. You gotta be careful what… Read More
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FLORIDA MAN ENGAGED TO MARRY HIS FLESHLIGHT

FLORIDA MAN ENGAGED TO MARRY HIS FLESHLIGHT Michael Dumphrey, 35, of Saint Augustine Florida is engaged to marry his Fleshlight. For those unfamiliar with the product, it’s a black tube that houses an artificial vagina inside. It has sometimes been referred to as a ‘pocket pussy’. As far as Dumphrey is concerned, the product is everything he needs and more.… Read More
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THE DENIER AS SUPPLIER THEORY – FART SCIENCE

THE DENIER AS SUPPLIER THEORY – FART SCIENCE The Denier as Supplier Theory is accepted by most modern scientists. Dropping off a sneaky gaseous bomb in a crowded room is a major social risk, and accepting responsibility for such an act requires prophet level honesty. This could all be different, if only we admitted our love of the poison stench.… Read More
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MAN CELEBRATES ONE MILLIONTH SQUIRREL KILL

  Man Celebrates One Millionth Squirrel Kill Ernest Johnson The Third has been hunting squirrels his entire life. Squirrel season takes place between August 15th and January 31st, allowing hunters to kill a maximum of twelve squirrels per day. This means you can kill roughly 2000 squirrels per season, making Earnests’ claim sound far fetched. How could one man kill… Read More
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INTERVIEW WITH GIRTH E.P. NESS

Girth E.P. Ness Interview I had the rare chance to sit down with my favorite fartist, Girth E.P. Ness. Instead of writing up some fancy feature styled interview, I took a shortcut and copied the transcript directly. Not because I’m lazy, but because I’m not worthy of editing the words of a Fartist of that caliber. Geronimo: You’re a well… Read More
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THE FACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY

THE FACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY Ryan Creamer is an adult film star who recently exploded into the vagina of mainstream pornography, quickly becoming its poster boy for toxic masculinity. The popularity of his videos is disturbing, and further perpetuates American patriarchy. Creamer is a cisgender straight white male, whose lewd videos have drawn over 2.5… Read More
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CHARLIE ZELENOFF KNOCKED OUT

Charlie Zelenoff Knocked Out Formerly Undefeated P4P Boxing Champion Charlie Zelenoff Suffers First Knockout Loss Anyone who follows boxing, and many who don’t, are aware of the great boxing master Charlie Zelenoff. For more than six years, Charlie Z took on all comers during a reign of terror that will hopefully never be replicated. The man was vicious, a pure… Read More