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OBERLIN COLLEGE VIRTUE SIGNALLING WILL COST $44 MILLION

OBERLIN COLLEGE VIRTUE SIGNALLING WILL COST $44 MILLION Oberlin College virtue signalling appears to have cost 44 million dollars. Social justice warriors are engaged in an imaginary war. A war against perceived slights, micro aggressions to use their terminology. They’re in a war against free speech, because if people are allowed to say what they want to say, SJWs might… Read More
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CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH

CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH It’s well documented through direct video evidence that Creepy Joe Biden has a fetish for sniffing the hair of prepubescent girls, but that isn’t his only predilection toward deviancy. He’s also a serial plagiarizer, who can’t come up with an original idea so feels the need to steal them from others. This is the story… Read More
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SNAKE OIL INCREASES PENIS SIZE!

Oil From Rare Snake Increases Penis Size Eduardo Silva is a snake and alligator trapper from Brazil, so he didn’t over think it when he caught a snake he hadn’t seen before. After inspecting its’ skin, Eduardo went to urinate. He woke the next morning to find that his flaccid size had increased noticeably through the night. “I wasn’t sure… Read More
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YOUTUBE STAR DIES UNEXPECTEDLY, LET’S REMEMBER THE SMOKING BABY

Youtube Star Dies Unexpectedly, Let’s Remember the Smoking Baby  The smoking baby has passed away unexpectedly. Who could forget Charlie Buttons? The adorable baby boy exploded onto internet stardom when he smoked his very first cigarette. His mother recorded the incident, and the video became everyone’s go-to video for laughs. It almost made you feel guilty because of the negligent… Read More
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KIM JONG UN GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY WHEN POKED IN BELLY

 Kim Jong Un Giggles Uncontrollably When Poked in Belly A North Korean government meeting was interrupted by the sound of uncontrollable giggling. The sound was joyous, and contagiously moved through the crowd. It emanated from Heaven’s Hero himself, after he was poked in the stomach by an unnamed official. Kim Jong Un required a two minute recess to get himself… Read More
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THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS PRO WRASSLIN’

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS PRO WRASSLIN’ The business model followed by professional wrestling is almost exactly analogous to the one employed by the mainstream media. Wrestling is fake, the media is fake, but they’re both real to me dammit! Entertainment is the name of the game, and the bottom line is dollar signs. Obviously. Follow the money, find the answer.… Read More
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SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE BEYOND REASON

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE BEYOND REASON Facts don’t care about your feelings, but when you’re a self appointed warrior of social justice, your feelings can’t be bothered by minor inconveniences like facts or objective truths. All that matters is blissfully occupying your place in an echo chamber of delusion. This is why SJWs love a good march, protest, or rally.… Read More
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MAN CELEBRATES ONE MILLIONTH SQUIRREL KILL

  Man Celebrates One Millionth Squirrel Kill Ernest Johnson The Third has been hunting squirrels his entire life. Squirrel season takes place between August 15th and January 31st, allowing hunters to kill a maximum of twelve squirrels per day. This means you can kill roughly 2000 squirrels per season, making Earnests’ claim sound far fetched. How could one man kill… Read More
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AUTOCORRECT IS A VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT

AUTOCORRECT IS A VIOLATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT Free speech is under assault, and autocorrect is the analytically artificially intelligent undertaker dragging us all toward the grave. It was fun as a calculator for spelling, when it alerted me of miscalculations of basic grammar. Now it’s gone too far. English is a fantastic human language, but autocorrect is perverting it.… Read More