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CONFUSED BIDEN MISTAKES HIMSELF FOR TRUMP SUPPORTER

CONFUSED BIDEN MISTAKES HIMSELF FOR TRUMP SUPPORTER Joe Biden extends his streak of dementia related gaffes, endorsing Donald Trump for president despite running against him. Biden suffers from bouts of confusion, and sometimes says things that don’t make sense. This time, what he said made perfect sense, you just wouldn’t expect him to be the one saying it. Joe Biden… Read More
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THE INSPIRING CASE OF JOE BIDEN’S DEMENTIA

THE INSPIRING CASE OF JOE BIDEN’S DEMENTIA Joe Biden is living proof that anything is possible. His campaign is bold, brave, and beautiful. Running for the position of President of the United States isn’t easy, especially while actively suffering from Alzheimer’s.  Alzheimer’s is a progressive disease that destroys memory and other important functions, and is the leading cause of dementia.… Read More
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PRESIDENTIAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH – SANDERS VS BIDEN

PRESIDENTIAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH – SANDERS VS BIDEN The battle was violent, with alliances and friendships falling to the wayside of relentless blood lust. Only winning mattered, with death to any who dared crossing. Bernie remained as always a Ronin, battling against the Agent Smith who assumed the name of Joe Biden.  When blood was finally shed, the Matrix… Read More
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MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE PRESIDENTIAL LADDER

MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE PRESIDENTIAL LADDER Mortal Kombat is a phrase fittingly paired with the race to become president of the United States. This year’s 2020 campaign has been no different, and with candidates dropping like flies, now is the best time to bring you a visual depiction of the carnage. These are the casualties and remaining warriors in this year’s… Read More
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FLOSSIN’ – BLOOMBERG BOUGHT CONGRESS

FLOSSIN’ – BLOOMBERG BOUGHT CONGRESS In the South Carolina Democratic debate, Bloomberg made his case for the coveted Gaffe of the Year Award. With perhaps the most gangster flex in the history of the debate stage, Bloomberg made the claim that he purchased the democratic majority in Congress. There’s a lot of unintentional comedy to unpack here. First, he begins… Read More
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BOXING CHAMPION KIM JONG UN GOES UNTOUCHED YET AGAIN

Boxing Champion Kim Jong Un Goes Untouched Yet Again The Great Sun of the Nation Kim Jung Un stepped into the square to do battle against Chan-sook Kim, where he defended his title for the 47th time. The bout was scheduled for 12 rounds, but ended in the third when Great Marshal Jong Un floored Kim with a left hook.… Read More