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BOBBY BOUCHER’S FATHER ROBERTO IS BLIND, HOMOPHOBIC, AND CAN’T SWIM

BOBBY BOUCHER’S FATHER IS BLIND, HOMOPHOBIC, AND CAN’T SWIM We all know the feelgood story of Bobby Boucher, who made the successful transition from water boy to star collegiate football player. Less was known about Boucher’s father, who left the family when Bobby was still a boy. Until now. This is the story of Roberto Boucher, who lives under the… Read More
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JEFF SESSIONS IS AN AVID USER OF MARIJUANA

JEFF SESSIONS IS AN AVID USER OF MARIJUANA Everyone is human, and everybody’s shit stinks. Except for politicians, as their stench emanates from hell and reeks to the high heavens and beyond. Unlike normal human odor, theirs is a direct match to bull feces. If the words leave the mouth of a politician, your best bet is assuming they aren’t… Read More
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THE ONLY BILLION DOLLAR FIGHT IN PRIZE FIGHTING

THE ONLY BILLION DOLLAR FIGHT IN PRIZE FIGHTING Prize fighting is about one thing, the big drama show. Manufacture it, and untold riches could be yours. Look at Conor Mcgregor versus Floyd Mayweather, a fight where the outcome was beyond obvious. The hype was there, and so it was the biggest fight in recent memory. But it didn’t crack a… Read More
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ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ IS WATCHING YOU

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ IS WATCHING YOU Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is watching you, and she’s perfectly sane. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is watching you   Live it Badass Did you like this?Tip Geronimo with Cryptocurrency Bitcoin Monero Donate Bitcoin to Geronimo Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some bitcoin: Donate via Installed Wallet Copy… Read More
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BOXING CHAMPION KIM JONG UN GOES UNTOUCHED YET AGAIN

Boxing Champion Kim Jong Un Goes Untouched Yet Again The Great Sun of the Nation Kim Jung Un stepped into the square to do battle against Chan-sook Kim, where he defended his title for the 47th time. The bout was scheduled for 12 rounds, but ended in the third when Great Marshal Jong Un floored Kim with a left hook.… Read More
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THE WORD MENSTRUATION IS SEXIST AND SHOULD BE CHANGED

THE WORD MENSTRUATION IS SEXIST AND SHOULD BE CHANGED Purdue University’s writing lab suggests we use “humanity” instead of “mankind”, despite huMANity still containing gender biased language. They also suggest firefighter to fireman, and synthetic to man made. Because these terms are blatantly offensive, we tend to agree. But does Purdue’s writing guide go far enough? We say no. Case… Read More