CELINE DEION PERFORMS BLACK MAGIC ILLUMINATI RITUAL ON COMMERCIAL
Celine Dion was a huge star. The singer won five grammy awards and was a major success commercially. The song “My Heart Will Go On” looped in millions of heads after seeing Rose selfishly watch Jack drown in Titanic. Unfortunately, it appears, Dion has sold her soul to the Iluminatus.
The hidden in plain sight thing is a bit played out, as now it’s exceedingly obvious. But the Illuminati is satanic so inversion is their preferred method of delivery. Dion’s commercial for Celinununu, her gender neutral children’s clothing line with retailer Nununu, features a black magic Illuminati ritual. And a strange form of name dropping, that of the “do you know who I am?” variety. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure.
Disclaimer: Live it Badass does not endorse this commercial. Wise men might use this opportunity to skip over to the rest of the article, as not to invite lurking spirits.
To recap: Celine Dion establishes her brand of Hollywood narcissism by repeating lines like “It’s okay, I’m Celine Dion” and “Oh, come on I’m Celine Dion.” She even goes as far as suggesting she “isn’t spending the night in jail”, moments after committing a crime and fleeing arrest, based on the logic that she’s Celine Dion. Being a former celebrity isn’t an automatic pardon for committing crimes. The lawyer it allows you to afford, maybe, but that’s between you and Saul Goodman.
And there’s also the black magic Illuminati ritual, which of course involves children. Dion strolls into a hospital late at night, dressed head to toe in black and looking oddly like Ann Coulter. She enters the nursery, and removes a small box of black sparkly dust from her suitcase. In a roomful of newborn infants, she blows the chemical everywhere, releasing the agent into the air. Black crosses appear floating over each baby, symbolizing the newly transferred ownership of their souls. The babies are now wearing New World Order t-shirts for some reason, despite being way too young to have enjoyed that era of professional wrestling.
It’s at this point the hospital security catches up to her, and chases her on foot. Celine is an older woman, and is caught almost immediately. But what about the babies? What strange concoction did she contaminate them with? I dunno, but I guess go buy your baby a New World Order shirt. That era really was awesome.
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