CHILDREN OF DIVORCE: IT REALLY WAS YOUR FAULT
In order to spare people’s feelings, certain obvious universal truths have been glossed over or outright denied. Take for example the epidemic of divorce. The cause of this epidemic is obvious, yet no one will tackle the issue head on for fear of inciting offense. The number one cause of death for modern marriage is the child. That’s right, it really was your fault.
Your parents were plenty happy before you came along. There was youth and freedom, minimal fiscal responsibility, and a plethora of passionate sex with the person they loved. And then you came along, arrogantly inserting yourself into a world you weren’t prepared for. Could you survive on your own? Did you have any job skills or education? Could you even speak or use the restroom on your own volition? No, because children are idiots and babies are even dumber. You were both at one time.
Way to go, you ruined your parents marriage. They’d probably still have a twinkle in their eye when they looked at each other if it weren’t for you. So stop blaming them for everything, or anything for that matter. They kept you alive, and now you’re an adult. Any issues resulting from the accident that is your existence is now entirely your responsibility.
That’s it. Everything in your life is your fault. Adulting is the quiet acceptance of this, as it is what it is. So stop complaining and don’t feel entitled to anything, because a mistake like you is only worth as much as it is willing to learn and contribute on its own. You’re already a confirmed ruiner of love, at least do what you can to redeem yourself before some little shithead enters this world and ruins your life too.
It really was your fault