CREEPY JOE BIDEN’S PLAGIARISM FETISH
It’s well documented through direct video evidence that Creepy Joe Biden has a fetish for sniffing the hair of prepubescent girls, but that isn’t his only predilection toward deviancy. He’s also a serial plagiarizer, who can’t come up with an original idea so feels the need to steal them from others. This is the story of Creepy Joe Biden’s plagiarism fetish.
He ran a failed bid to be the President of the United States once before, in 1988. This attempt went down in flames in large part due to a scandal resulting from his plagiarism of a Neil Kinnock speech.
“First in a thousand generations.” was his claim, referencing the fact that he was the only person in his family to graduate college. The problem? He stole the line, and members of his family have graduated college. Bravo Joe, bravo.
“My intent was not to deceive anyone.” he said, “for if it were, I would not have been so blatant.”
But it wasn’t the first time. He also plagiarized while he was in law school at Syracuse, but dismissed his ‘mistake’ because he did nothing “malevolent”. His excuse was something along the lines of not understanding the importance of citing sources. If this were true, then he would clearly have learned his lesson following the mistake.
Yet again, the Creepy One finds himself wrapped up in another scandal regarding plagiarism. In the same way that he seems incapable of controlling his impulse to bury his face in the hair of little girls and deeply inhale, he is unable to control his instinct to steal words from others. This time, it’s his climate plan. And once again, he uses the same excuse. His campaign claims he ‘inadvertently’ left out ‘several citations’.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, yeah that’s just not gonna happen Joe. While he may well believe that the American public consists of nothing more than idiots who will repeatedly buy his political snake oil, it simply isn’t true.
We’re onto your scent Joe, in the same way you’re onto the scent of every underage girl within a one mile radius’ shampoo. Instead of rehashing the same excuse over and over, take responsibility like a man and accept that you aren’t capable of coming up with something on your own. It’s an easily recognizable pattern of behavior at this point, and it’s unbecoming.
Not that it really matters. Once the public is properly exposed to Tulsi Gabbard, she’s going to kick your ass in the primaries anyway.
Creepy Joe Biden’s Plagiarism Fetish