The all powerful leader Kim Jong Un visited a bowling alley this past weekend, and decided to roll a game. With flawless technique and superhuman strength, he hurled the ball down the lane for an obvious strike. The ball struck the pins with such voracious force that other bowlers mistook the sound for thunder. When the dust cleared, two dissident bowling pins remained. The seven, and the ten.
“Traitors! How dare you!” the other bowlers were up in arms, infuriated by the dissident bowling pins. The frame was marked a strike. Showing superior patience and grace, the masterful Kim Jong Un rolled again with the same tremendous force and perfection, and again the ball collided violently with the pins. Yet, the seven and ten remained.
The bowling alley nearly broke out into a riot, but the indomitable leadership skills of the world’s shining beacon of hope prevailed. After being permanently shut down, the alley was burned to the ground. The only surviving relics were the dissident bowling pins, who were detonated in a public square.