DOPPELGANGER NAMES KIM JONG UN DEAD RINGER FOR PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
Doppelganger is a look alike contest, and the 2018 celebration named the unparalleled leader Kim Jong Un a dead ringer for the Pillsbury Doughboy.
This comes as no surprise to North Korean faithful, who have long known that his Epicness is a serious consumer of Pillsbury product. Legend has it that he single handedly puts down multiple rolls of Pillsbury crescent rolls or biscuits three times a day, seven days a week. The judges point to the striking similarities in facial structure, especially in the cheeks.
“Literally identical. I get confused as to which one is which.” says judge Linda Mackelmeyer, who cannot get over how the two look exactly the same. “Wait, Kim Jong Un is on the…left?”
“No right.” I correct her, and point out Pillsbury’s piercing blue eyes. That’s how you tell the difference between the two, the Doughboy is actually better looking.