Erection of Kim Jong Un Statue
The erection of a Kim Jong Un statue is scheduled to take place at the end of the week. A depiction of the North Korean Long Cock will be revealed, and then splayed out for all to see. The glorious erection process can be witnessed live and in person for a small fee. The statue itself is white ivory, and will feature the Holy Deity in a sailor’s suit and hat, an ode to his favorite bakery mascot. The artistic piece is titled “Jungsbury”
The statue is one of several thousand landmarks celebrating the Greatest Great One’s greatness, and its erection will surely be a sight to behold.