UFC fighters pooping their pants is real.
1. Justine Kish Vs. Felice Herrig, Jun. 25 2017
The strawweights clashed, and Justine Kish was unable to hold it in. Unlike incidents involving a knockout, this situation saw the fight continue on after the excretion. Chunks of fecal matter could be seen on the mat as the fighters grappled to the end of the fight. Despite efforts to clean and sanitize the mat, brown stains remained visible for the remainder of the event. Kish followed the fight by sneaking in a joke on social media, and scored endorsement offers for butt wipes.
“I tried to fart and all the shit came out.” -Sandy Lyle
2. Travis Wohlford Vs. Daniel Cooper Oct. 3 2015
Cooper rhymes with pooper, but it was Wohlford who dealt it. This accident happened before the submission, with Wohlford tapping to a guillotine choke having already badly soiled himself. When the defecated fighter stood, specimen fell from his shorts, spilling onto the mat. Travis hasn’t fought since, but proudly carries the nickname “The Brown Bomber”
3. Tim Sylvia Vs. Assuerio Silva Jan. 16 2006
The offender in this case is a former UFC heavyweight champion, and stands six feet eight inches tall. Tim The Mainiac Sylvia. In his fight against Assuerio Silva, he maintained control and cruised to a decision victory. His bowels on the other hand, were not so easily defeated.
“I caught something, and I just couldn’t hold in my number twos.” Tim said, describing the experience. “If you look at the fight, you’ll see that when my shorts came down, you’ll see the wet mark in my underwear.” to make things worse, the fight was on cable television.
4. Corey Wethey Vs. Fred Mitchell May. 24 2008
There is no video evidence to laugh at, but on one fateful night in Alexandria Louisiana, Corey Wethey left it all on the mat. The fight was stopped after the round, and a ten minute intermission followed to clean off the mess. Witnesses to the incident indicate that Mitchell was well aware of what had happened, and complained to the ref that his opponent had poopy pants before it was confirmed at the end of the round.
“It’s quite pungent. Ooh, it’s a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils, in a good way.” -Ron Bergundy
5. Humberto Brown Vs. Gabriel Benitez Nov. 14 2014
Gabriel Benitez submitted Humberto Brown by guillotine, but the real story was the shart that took place earlier in the fight. Humberto, aptly named Brown, must have overexerted himself on a takedown attempt, because the poo was bleeding all the way through his shorts. It was plain for all to see as he pressed Benitez against the fence and worked for a double leg on multiple occasions.
“He called the shit poop!” -Billy Madison