FLORIDA MAN INJURES PENIS USING UNREGULATED “GOD SNAKE OIL” TO INCREASE SIZE
Michael Dumphrey, of St. Augustine Florida, admitted himself to an emergency room citing concerns regarding his genitalia. Upon further questioning, he revealed that the rash, the boils, and his strange discharges followed his use of the “God Snake Oil”, an unregulated product that promises to add inches overnight.
GSO (God Snake Oil) is controversial. Despite not being regulated by the FDA, Americans can purchase the product online or through associates of the GSO peer to peer marketing program. There are no scientific studies proving the effectiveness of GSO, but it continues to sell because of countless positive reviews.
Dumphrey was treated with antibiotics and a topical cream, and instructed to cease use of GSO. After two weeks, Dumphrey’s penis returned to normal. When asked what advice he would give other consumers considering the product, Mr. Dumphrey had this to say;
“Well, I can’t tell em not to. Despite the side effects, it was definitely effective. I can’t believe the increase in length and girth.”
Dumphrey is the first to report side effects, but the product is unregulated and could be dangerous.
“Just be careful what you do with your dick. You only get one.” he said. Will this case be the first of many, or is GSO penis enlargement the wave of the future?
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