The Dick Pic Marriage Introduction
‘Unsolicited dick pic’ and ‘future wife’ rarely belong in the same sentence.
Meet Richard and Holly, happy newlyweds with an unusual story they call the dick pic marriage. They met through social media, like many modern couples, but with a strange twist. Instead of a ‘hello’, a small bio, or even a poke, Richard introduced himself by sending Holly two pictures of his genitalia. One photo showcased his flaccid member, and the other, well… His strategy behind the bold move was simple, he was really lazy, really horny, and a little drunk. Plus, he wanted her to see that he had a soft side, and he couldn’t do that without also showing a harder version of himself.
“I’d sent thousands of dick pics to anonymous women without success.”
Richard smiles as he recounts life before Holly. Common wisdom says that his approach was too forward, perhaps even criminal. Most women cringe at receiving grainy, unflattering photos of a naked man’s private parts. Not Holly.
“I knew the second I saw it, that was the penis of the man I was going to marry!”
Holly immediately phoned her mother, and told her that she met someone. Things moved quickly between them. After exchanging numbers, they met at a bar for drinks, and the dick pic marriage fairy tale arrived at a happy ending.
“The rest is history.”
Richard says, his arm draped around his lovely wife. When asked if he would advise other men to take a similar approach to dating, he offers the following advice. “Look, it’s a risk. You might be reported to authorities, even arrested. But if you want to find love, you have to put yourself out there.”
The stories are different, but one thing is certain, love will always find a way.