My daughter recently complained that guys her age only want to “Netflix and Chill”. I know what you’re thinking, and no, my little angel doesn’t have a Tinder account. I raised her better than that. She met this boy at a Church sponsored event, and still he tried the lamest life hack in the book. As if I needed a reminder the sugar daddy epidemic created by Male-innials. All I could do is roll my eyes, and explain again why it is in her best interest to stay single at this juncture in her life. At least until quarantine.
That’s all the male-innial has to offer. It’s an unfortunate fact. Lacking even dreams of ambition, they are financially neutered without hope of reproduction. I say it like it is, because it is what it is. Sorry male-innial, you aren’t allowed in the dating pool.
Back in my day, there was no such thing as sugar babies, sugar daddies, or sugar whatever. There was sex, candy, and marriage. The way things were meant to be. But what is a girl to do when her entire generation is more interested in marijuana cigarettes than God’s most aesthetically pleasing creature? Find herself a man who can provide. So that is what she does.
There’s no doubt in my mind that the women of the millennial generation are stronger than their male counterparts collectively. The Millennialization process hit them all hard, but some millennial women have pulled out ahead. Namely millennial women who were wise enough to take a sugar suitor, as using the term daddy to describe a romantic relationship is something I find massively inappropriate.
Deal with it male-innial. You caused the sugar daddy epidemic,
and gave up your right to women in exchange for every delinquency in the book. It’s an ashtray ridden and red wine stained bed you made for yourself boy, now lay in it.