Satanic Snack Cakes: How The Snack Cake Industry May Secretly Be Conditioning Society to Accept Sexual Deviancy
By Pastor Dillon
The innocent and adorable Little Debbie invokes a deep nostalgia. Her delicious snack cakes have given us all an addiction to dessert, a few extra pounds, and an excuse worthy of a sugar coma. The same goes with Hostess, the other giant of the snack cake industry. But are we actually supporting a Satanic snack cakes industry with a perverse sense of humor? Let’s dig a little deeper, and you can make your own decision.
Let’s start with the ode to Satan, they always have one. Little Debbie hails Satan by naming two of her snack cakes after the devil himself. Devil Cremes and Devil Squares, yum!
Satanists are all about inversion, and say one thing to mean another. And they are of course, sexual deviants by nature. This is where their lowbrow sense of crude humor comes in. Let’s have a look at some of the names given to Little Debbie’s and Hostess products.
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In addition to Devil Cremes and Devil Squares, other Satanic snack cake products include Ding Dongs and Twinkies.
These are phallic symbols commonly seen in occult practices. Twinkie is obvious, it’s a rinky dinky winky. A Twinkie.
Ding Dong, as a slang term describing the phallus, is typically used by males until the age 6 or 7, and is therefore often forgotten and overlooked as innocent. I can assure you it’s not.
The sexual euphemisms used by Satanic snack cakes are perverse, invoking subconscious imagery of hardcore sexual acts. Snoballs. Ho Hos. Glazed Donut Sticks. The Cherry Pie. Our children are under assault and don’t even know it. Glazed Honey Buns. The masses are so desensitized they don’t recognize the metaphors. The Glazed Honey Bun is a representation of the anus, with an implicit suggestion to eat it.
The snack cake industry’s most brazen flag for Satan must be that of the creme pie. A call to lust and premarital sex. I consider the Oatmeal Creme Pie vulgar, and would never allow my son to utter its name.
As you can see by the marketing strategies devised by the snack cake industry, there is a high probability it is ran and controlled by Satanists. Some of these demons in disguise may be unaware of their possession. Pray for them, and steer clear of deception. It is only our discernment and faith in the lord Jesus Christ that will lead us from temptation.
Gluttonous Satanic snack cakes. Choose to consume these forbidden fruits at your own eternal risk.
*This article is widely speculative, and based entirely on conjecture. The views expressed here are those of the author and do not necessarily represent or reflect the views of Live it Badass.