New Politics 

IDENTITY POLITICS AND ELIZABETH WARREN’S HILARIOUS DNA TEST RESULTS

Identity Politics and Elizabeth Warren’s Hilarious DNA Test Results

Elizabeth Warren claims to be of Native American descent, going as far as releasing DNA test results to back up her claim. Keep in mind this move was entirely a result of President Donald Trump mocking her claim, and calling her ‘Pocahontas’.

For some misguided reason, Warren not only took the bait but actually released the results of her DNA test. Let the record state, the results are hilarious.

Senator Warren appears to have had an ancestor of Native American descent somewhere between 6 and 10 generations ago. In other words, she might be 1.5% or so Native. She might also be closer to 1/1024th native.

Why would anyone with this tiny amount of common DNA be so proud of it?

The lemons used in water by restaurants contain trace elements of fecal matter, but we’d never refer to those lemons as poop. They’re just lemons with a nearly undetectable amount of poop on them. I’m not equating natives to poop, I’m saying her results are shit within the context of her claim.

As a politician for the social justice left, Senator Warren wanted to cash in on some oppression points, as identity is the closest thing resembling logic for the modern left. The problem with the whole thing is that intersectional identity based oppression points don’t actually matter, similar to the points from Whose Line is it Anyway? Even if she were legitimately native American, which she very clearly isn’t, it wouldn’t have actually mattered. Perhaps her constituency would have cared for the entirety of one 12 hour news cycle, but that’d be the end of it.

Senator Warren proved a few things by releasing this test. One, that Trump is in her head and is easily capable of manipulating her at his discretion. She also further proved the already apparent insanity of the modern left and its insistence on identity politics being more important than actual politics, and emotion ranking higher than logic. And finally, she proved rather conclusively that isn’t native American.

Identity Politics and Elizabeth Warren’s Hilarious DNA Test Results

Live it Badass

Did you like this?
Tip Geronimo with Cryptocurrency

Donate Bitcoin to Geronimo

Scan to Donate Bitcoin to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some bitcoin:

Donate Bitcoin Cash to Geronimo

Scan to Donate Bitcoin Cash to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send bitcoin:

Donate Ethereum to Geronimo

Scan to Donate Ethereum to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Ether:

Donate Litecoin to Geronimo

Scan to Donate Litecoin to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Litecoin:

Donate Monero to Geronimo

Scan to Donate Monero to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Monero:

Donate ZCash to Geronimo

Scan to Donate ZCash to Geronimo
Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some ZCash:
LEAVE A COMMENT

Related posts

Leave a Comment

%d bloggers like this: