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POTENTIAL DISCOVERY OF DONKEY PUNCH CTE

POTENTIAL DISCOVERY OF DONKEY PUNCH CTE

 

There are growing concerns among medical professionals that the ‘Donkey Punch’ is causing CTE.

Dan Savage called The Donkey Punch a “sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys”. You might hear about it in a dirty comedians late night club set, but you’ll never see it. It’s too dangerous, with the potential to cause serious injury including death. Scientifically speaking, it doesn’t even work.

Until Atlanta native and rapper Scandalicious burst onto the scene with the hit song “Do The Donkey Punch”.

The catchy diddy swept the nation, and spawned its very own dance craze. On club floors across the country, women grind on men who rhythmically pantomime punching them in the back of the head in time with each thrust. But the craze doesn’t stop there. The adult film industry has cashed in with staggering results.

Donkey Punch porn is huge, and girls willing to take a hard fist to the back of the head are paid top dollar. But being repeatedly knocked unconscious by blunt force has long term disadvantages.

Adult actress Aurora Lin has been donkey punched more than 15 times on camera.

Seven of those instances left her unconscious. The other eight times, the actress freely admits, she faked it.

With the spike in Donkey Punch themed pornography, concussions in the adult film industry have skyrocketed. From 4 to over 300 in a single year, and this is not taking into account injuries sustained during amateur filming depicting similar violence. Donkey Punch fetishists who happen to be doctors, of which there are many, have grown concerned about the potential of Donkey Punch CTE.

“I saw a man knock a 100 pound actress unconscious on film. I couldn’t believe it.”

says Dr. Gerald Masterson. “I finished what I was doing at the time, cleaned up, took a shower, and then decided that I had to speak up.” Dr. Masterson has submitted a proposal for a study that would test donkey punch recipients for brain damage, and has applied for federal funding in order to do so.

The jury is still out on the long term effects of The Donkey Punch. In the meantime, maybe we should all take a moment to remember that the next time we open a private donkey punch tab in our browsers.

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