JEFF SESSIONS IS AN AVID USER OF MARIJUANA
Everyone is human, and everybody’s shit stinks. Except for politicians, as their stench emanates from hell and reeks to the high heavens and beyond. Unlike normal human odor, theirs is a direct match to bull feces. If the words leave the mouth of a politician, your best bet is assuming they aren’t true.
Take Wes Goodman for example, a former Ohio state representative who was referred to as the “conscience of the conservative movement”. Goodman opposed gay rights like marriage, stating the ideals of a loving father and mother, and a committed natural marriage are worth protecting.
But not for Goodman himself, who was caught having sex with a man in his office while he was married. While all marriage and forms of love are natural, his view of a committed natural marriage was one that took place between a man and woman. So Goodman, a gay man, was simply espousing bullshit rhetoric that pandered to his audience. Not only does he prefer the sexual companionship of men, he isn’t into the whole “commitment” thing either.
This brings us to one of the stinkiest pooters in politics. The offensively palpable asshole of Jeff Sessions, who based on the logic of politicians in general and especially the inverted Satanic logic of someone like Wes Goodman, is an avid user of Marijuana.
Sessions is 98 years old and the current Attorney General of the United States. Although he could die of natural causes at any moment, he continues clinging to the medieval belief that marijuana is a harmful menace to society.
While this is objectively untrue, it’s exceedingly difficult to change the mind of someone suffering from full blown dementia. Much like Goodman, Sessions is lashing out against the public because he isn’t allowed to consume his favorite plant because of drug testing. And if someone with the thought process of an infant can’t have what they want, then neither can you!
Goodman wanted to cornhole men of all shapes and sizes, but his pesky wife and the demands of monogamy got in his way. Kind of. The logic behind Sessions’ anti marijuana stance is similar. Because he must deny himself of his own natural urges, he also denies these same rights to all United States citizens.
Wes Goodman is an anti LGBTQ gay man, and Sessions is an anti marijuana stoner. It’s perfectly okay to be true to yourself, to fuck dudes or smoke pot. No one cares. But if you’re too much of a pussy to be honest with yourself, then you shouldn’t take it out on everyone else. The general public isn’t as stupid as you think we are, and we can smell your bullshit from a mile away.