JOE ‘VOTE FOR THE OTHER GUY’ BIDEN
If you don’t like Joe Biden, then vote for the other guy! It is perhaps the strangest of campaign slogans, but seems to be working for Old Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden, as he’s deeply penetrated the field and appears primed and ready to take the campaign from behind! A true cum from behind story, as Biden was anemic in the polls as of twenty minutes ago.
It’s not unexpected though, really, due to the DNC ritual of rigging the primary in favor of the most establishment candidate. Sucking dick provides certain advantages, and Biden is taking full advantage of them.
And you can’t deny the effectiveness of his brown nosing kiss ass technique. Biden currently struggles formulating coherent sentences, remembering where he is, and staying conscious for more than an hour without naps, yet is easily winning the democratic primary thanks to the backing of the machine. It’s beyond impressive, a spectacle to stand in awe of.
If you don’t know anything about Joe Biden, it’s likely because no one actually supports him outside the DNC. Now that selection has occurred, we should get to know the 2020 democratic candidate for president. Check out his website below, and remember, Candidate Biden should not be allowed within 100 yards of underage girls.
“I promise you, the president has a big stick.”
JOE BIDEN, APRIL 2012 (Referring to Obama)
Support his campaign by buying a t-shirt from his store!
Joe ‘Vote for the Other Guy’ Biden