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KIM JONG UN WAKES FROM SUGAR INDUCED COMA

Sugar Induced Coma | Live it Bad AssKIM JONG UN’S SUGAR INDUCED COMA ENDS WITH CELEBRATORY FROSTED CRESCENT ROLL BREAKFAST

Yesterday marked the end of Kim Jong Un’s sugar induced coma. The story dominated national headlines, and shocked most of the world. No one could believe that someone with such a youthful, Hulking Adonis physique might be teetering on the edge of type II diabetes. Despite three days unconscious, the respected leader was all smiles upon waking. The nation celebrated the miracle, despite never having doubted that his excellency would pull through.

In fact, North Korean law dictates that it is illegal for heaven to remove Kim Jong Un without receiving prior written consent from the Long Cock himself.

“It’s incredible. This man is in perfect physical condition.” said the doctor in charge of the great one’s outpatient checkup.

The first thing the Great Defender wanted after leaving the hospital was his favorite breakfast; three full cans of Pillsbury crescent rolls, heavily frosted with vanilla icing, and a tall glass of  milk, mixed with copious amounts of chocolate and Nutella.

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