Kim Jong Un declared world’s chubbiest bunny
Chubby bunny is a game where an increasing number of marshmallows are placed into one’s mouth before stating a difficult to utter phrase. It’s fun, low impact, and delicious.
The sport naturally rewards those with a massive cheek cavity, a physical characteristic well embodied by the horse hung Adonis Kim Jong Un.
North Koreans love marshmallows and competition, making it the capital for world class Chubby Bunny. Because of the game’s growth and popularity, a North Korean national world championship was organized. If that weren’t exciting enough, the buzz surrounding the event grew exponentially following the announcement the mentor to the Gods Kim Jong Un, had entered the competition. Everyone already wondered how he would fare if he were to take on the best North Korean chubby bunnies, the announcement confirmed they’d get their chance.
Gathering such a large supply of marshmallows is an exhausting task, as workers plucked the country’s marshmallow fields almost completely dry in preparation for the historic night.
The game started with thousands of participants, and the field whittled down one marshmallow at a time. You’ve never seen so many North Koreans with their cheeks stuffed to the brim. The amazed crowd watched as Creation’s Outlier easily outclassed all competition. The final man fell after a marshmallow wedged itself in his throat, causing him to lose consciousness. Kim Jong Un was declared winner, and undisputed chubby bunny champion of the free world.
“He could have kept going!” an excited fan exclaimed on her way out of the arena. “Not even hamsters have cheeks like his excellency!” the Bruce Lee’s master Kim Jong Un added yet another title to his impressive list; Kim Jong Un Chubby Bunny.