KKK ENTERS FULL PANIC AMIDST FEARS OF WAKANDAN TECHNOLOGY
Wakandan Technology sends KKK into full panic
With the true nature of Wakanda revealed, and its technologies shared with the world, Ku Klux Klan members across the nation are left feeling anxious.
“It’s a feeling of inferiority, and I don’t like it one bit.” says Clevis Baker, a citizen of the Klan. “Whites are second rate citizens now!” Wakanda appears to have noble intentions regarding the way it will distribute and use its technology, but Klan members are not convinced. “Where’d they get all that Vibrates-E-um huh? Bet they stole it.” Baker ends the interview abruptly, mumbling something about his grandfather turning over in his grave.
Wakanda is set to rule the new world, one bursting with potential. King T’Challa is tolerant of everything outside of intolerance, and has mandated inclusivity. Still, the Klan has chosen to fear the unknown. Irrational, paranoid fears abound as they claim the Wakandan Illuminati is planning a full scale takeover. Only time will tell what place groups like the KKK have in the new world, or if they are even capable of adapting for survival. One thing is certain, at no point in history has the “ethnic cleansing” the KKK advocates seemed less likely.
“The devil has won. Game over.”
Baker calls out from his pickup truck and peels out. Racist Facebook comments across the country echo Baker’s fears in this time of great uncertainty. Whether the Ku Klux Klan likes it or not, the era of the black panther is here.
Editor’s Note: Possibly unrelated, but the sudden surge in fear came immediately following the recent announcement that the Jabari tribe will be in charge of handling all relations with the Klan.