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MAN INJECTS SEMEN INTO ARM, GIVES “CUM SHOT” A WHOLE NEW MEANING

MAN INJECTS SEMEN INTO ARM, GIVES “CUM SHOT” A WHOLE NEW MEANING

According to the January issue of the Irish Medical Journal, a man tried treating lower back pain by injecting his own semen into his arm. There is no precedent for this medically, and it was discovered when doctors inquired about a lump in his arm.

Apparently, pumping semen into your muscles and blood with a syringe isn’t the best idea. The 33 year old man injected himself once a month, for a year and a half, and developed a cellulitis infection that he elected not to treat at the hospital.

As far as we can ascertain, these were the most literal cum shots in the history of humanity.

Doctors would obviously advise against an untrained individual attempting this “treatment”. But at the same time, you have to appreciate this special brand of stupidity. We need guinea pig morons out there in the field, testing random shit on themselves for two reasons. One, you never know when a blind squirrel will stumble upon a nut. And two, we need entertainment.

Leave medical treatment in the hands of professionals, and if you feel the need for a cum shot, search it on Pornhub.

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