MINI AOC HIRED BY AOC AS CONSULTANT
It appears Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has hired her 1/8th scale clone to serve as a consultant. Cortez, previously unaware she’d been cloned, stood in awe when she stumbled across a video of her spitting image online.
“Breathtaking. I shall call her…Mini AOC.”
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez immediately watched Ice Age 2, and broke down in tears. She knew that Mini AOC, despite being 8 years old, was her intellectual superior. So she did what any doctor of evil would do, and tracked her down for a meeting. The verdict following their rendezvous was simple, Mini AOC hired!
Since this occurred, Mini AOC has deleted her social media accounts. There are rumors the reason for her departure from the mainstream is because she was doxxed, but that may actually be nothing more than a cover story as she prepares for the next stage of her career.
Mini AOC will now serve as a consultant to Cortez, briefing her on politics that are well over Cortez’s head. She may also take over the lengthy editing process for Cortez’s Green New Deal.
Many have criticized Cortez regarding her consistent inaccuracies on everything from climate change to the branches of government. As an 8 year old, Mini AOC is more qualified to speak on these subjects than Cortez, hence her employment.
Cortez’s time as a Congresswoman has lead to hundreds of videos making fun of her slip ups, inaccuracies, and general incompetence. As her fellow Congresswoman Frederica Wilson would say, those people should be prosecuted. But now there is hope, thanks to the addition of an 8 year old clone who’s already much smarter than Cortez.
Mini AOC Hired by AOC as Consultant