Oil From Rare Snake Increases Penis Size
Eduardo Silva is a snake and alligator trapper from Brazil, so he didn’t over think it when he caught a snake he hadn’t seen before. After inspecting its’ skin, Eduardo went to urinate. He woke the next morning to find that his flaccid size had increased noticeably through the night.
“I wasn’t sure if it was the snake oil, or a blessing from the Gods.”
Eduardo jokes, reminiscing his discovery. Eduardo did what any man in his situation would do; he made love to his wife, and applied more of the oil. “To my surprise, it worked again!” he exclaims. When it comes to the specific species he’d discovered, it was obvious; snake oil increases penis size.
Eduardo hunted only the God Snake, as he calls it, from that day on. He knew that he would be a very rich man if he could find a populace of the species. So, after weeks of hunting, he stumbled onto an entire pit of the rare snake.
“Now I seek only to serve others.” he says, and for $475 a drop, he will serve you too. “Think of the value. The serum is very potent. Compare to the price of cosmetic surgery, very good value.” he says. Silva is now a multi millionaire, with an entire team of trappers dedicated to capturing the God Snake.
GSO(God Snake Oil) is not currently regulated by the FDA, or legal for sale in the United States. Eduardo has no plans to go through that process, stating that business is already booming.
“I travel to them.” he says. “Because I am the most honest snake oil salesman around.”