ORIGINAL BAD ASS MODEL – JACLYNN CROOKS
Most fishermen have a story about the one that got away, an unruly beast who took the bait but would not be reeled in. Jaclynn Crooks is different. As a zen samurai of fishing, she’s so at peace with the water that she’s one with the fish themselves. If she chose to do so, she could use her mind to direct all of the fish in a given body of water to her boat using will alone. This may sound like a tall tale, but I assure you it is not. Let me explain.
You see, Jaclynn Crooks is a primordial being. Once, while particularly thirsty, she drank all of the water from the fountain of youth. She transcends the very idea of time. The answer to the age old question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, is Jaclynn Crooks.
She once climbed a tree, and then threw an apple at the lazy boy sleeping beneath it. His name was Johnny Appleseed. She also forged and sharpened a knife for Jim Bowie, and then taught him how to wield it. He later used that knife to kill the sheriff of Rapides Parish. Jaclynn once lead Daniel Boone on a hike, all the way across the Cumberland Gap. She introduced Mike Fink to one of her favorite fishing holes, a place now referred to as the Mississippi river.
In other words, Jaclynn Crooks is a badass.
Without further ado, this is Original Bad Ass Model Jaclynn Crooks!
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