The newest viral trend is called “poop dollar”, an idea birthed by the Workaholics TV show. The concept starts with a turd wrapped inside a dollar bill, and ends with an unsuspecting victim reaching down to retrieve it. At this point, the pranksters who rolled the log call out “poop dollar” in unison.
The crime is filmed and uploaded to Youtube. Perpetrators of the heinous act are split evenly between Millennials and Generation Z, suggesting perhaps the two generations aren’t so different after all.
What is the appeal of finding a random stool sample, rolling it inside of a hard earned dollar, and then waiting for an innocent passerby to soil his hands while you scream poop dollar?
Actually, that sounds kinda fun. And in this economy, it’s cheap. Think about it, every human being is capable of creating their own fecal matter. Plus, people pick up dog shit and place the bags in marked receptacles. There will never be a shortage of crap. The most expensive part of the whole operation is the dollar bill.
The trend is already evolving. Poop dollars are now being thrown from cars, as bored teens exchange twenties for ones and drive around all night. The “poop dub” has also been spotted, the same concept but much harder to resist. Rumors have even surfaced that Floyd “Money” Mayweather is in on the action. Apparently, his crew wraps turds in one hundred dollar bills. So the next time you spot a stray dollar bill, don’t even think about it.
There are two known ways to defense the poop dollar. One is to walk away. The other, is to bend down and pick up the dollar. The perps will call out, exposing their position. Charge them with crazy in your eyes and poop dollar in hand.