PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018 GeronimoMarketing, Pornhub

PORNHUB MARKETING – STROKES OF GENIUS

It’s been said you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits. While this time tested truth is an undeniable fact of life, no one exemplifies this principle as well as Pornhub. From suggestive low brow ads, to the witty evergreen content of the Pornhub Twitter feed, Pornhub is the king of the incognito browser world.

Without further ado, here is your masterclass on marketing 101.

Brilliant! But it doesn’t stop there. Let’s have a look at some of the best Tweets by Pornhub ARIA.

RT if you like pornography.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) November 27, 2018

Pro tip: You dont have to text back if you have two dicks in your hands!
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) November 15, 2018

Just burned 2000 calories!!! That is the LAST time i leave weed brownies in the oven while i nap.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 14, 2015

The blue whale ejaculates 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female… And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) March 9, 2014

Did Jesus ever get horny?
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) November 5, 2018

Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) June 18, 2017

You can't say happiness without saying penis
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 16, 2016

RT if you enjoy spirited blow jobs!
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) September 12, 2018

A boner is essentially a bar graph telling you how turned on you are.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) July 11, 2018

Ever think about the fact that the owner of a dildo company literally profits off you going and fucking yourself.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 7, 2015

And here’s Angela White in a Pornhub Christmas sweater. Just because.