POTENTIAL FLORIDA MAN IN GERMANY
Florida Man is well known in the United States, eclipsing the legend of Bigfoot, aliens, and Paul Bunyan. Annually, there are hundreds of confirmed Florida Man stories and sightings. Traditional wisdom suggested this phenomenon was geographic, and only occurred in the great state of Florida.
But now we have reason to believe that Florida Man might be international.
Far away from Florida, in the land of Germany, there has been a sighting of a potential Florida Man. If this discovery turns out to be true, we have to completely rethink our concept of Florida Man. Perhaps, as a species, they’ve started to migrate and spread all across the world. It is still too early to tell, but we may have an internationally invasive species on our hands.
German police in Brandenberg spotted a man riding a scooter, and pulled him over despite the fact he was wearing a helmet and sandals. This safety minded rider made sure his legal bases were covered, but failed to properly conceal his cock and balls.
The helmet and sandals were the only pieces of clothing he donned, and so the portly gentleman was otherwise completely nude. But you should always give someone the benefit of the doubt, and a proper chance to explain themselves for what might otherwise appear as bizarre life choices. His excuse was simple, and is the reason many experts consider this a possible Florida Man in Germany sighting.
“It’s too hot.” Because his logic checked out, the police had no choice other than making him put his pants back on, and allowing him to continue his ride. This Florida Man is still loose in Germany to this day, and may hold the keys to an international mystery.
Florida Man in Germany
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