PRESIDENTIAL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH – SANDERS VS BIDEN
The battle was violent, with alliances and friendships falling to the wayside of relentless blood lust. Only winning mattered, with death to any who dared crossing. Bernie remained as always a Ronin, battling against the Agent Smith who assumed the name of Joe Biden.
When blood was finally shed, the Matrix goon squad attacked in formation, simultaneously dropping out of the race in an all out blitz. The intention of the strike was simple, to mass transfer voters to the DNC’s semi lucid chosen warrior, Joseph Robinette Biden. And the attack delivered critical shots.
By all accounts, it’s now a mano y mano matchup between two men in their upper seventies. Tulsi Gabbard volunteered to stick around while the action played out, in case anyone fell down and couldn’t get up, or needed a spare diaper.
There’s nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to involuntary elderly defecation. It’s a totally natural part of aging and it could happen to any one of us.
While neither man is capable of doing a pushup, let alone throwing a punch, this one promises to be an old school bare knuckle brawl. Two old timers, swinging for their last shot at glory. A shot at the world championship of politics, the title of POTUS.
Let’s take a look at the tale of the tape here. Current Vegas odds have Biden at +150, and Bernie Sanders at +1200 to win the general election. Current world champion Donald J. Trump is the favorite to win the election, coming in at -149 according to THIS Action Network story.
The world watches as two battle hardened old bulls battle it out for their shot at the title of POTUS. Grab your popcorn ladies and gentleman, this is an election year and the spectacle extravaganza is fully underway.
Sanders Vs. Biden