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RYAN’S WORLD FAMILY DIES IN VOLCANO ACCIDENT

Ryan’s World Family Dies in Volcano Accident

“The floor is lava! The floor is fucking lava!” Loann Kaji screamed, as her family was overtaken by the one thing they feared the most. 

Ryan’s World was a viral YouTube show about a paranoid family who believed that volcanoes were destined to spontaneous eruption at any given time or place. They were like preppers for volcanoes. The show, which garnered interest due to people’s morbid curiosity with mental illness, showcased the family’s endless volcano drills. 

The way it worked was simple, whenever Koji had a “feeling” that a volcano eruption was imminent, she would yell “The floor is lava!” and then count down from 5. At the end of the 5 seconds, everyone was supposed to have taken higher ground, as if climbing onto an inflatable toy would save them if the floor suddenly turned into lava, somehow. This helped Koji deal with her constant OCD surrounding volcanic eruptions. 

Despite the family’s commitment to volcano preparedness, they never progressed in their ability to actually get off the floor. Time after time during their relentless tornado drilling, one or more members of the family would clearly have a part of their body still on the floor. 

Sadly, Loann Kaji’s hallucinations and mad rambles of “The Volcanic Revelations” turned out to be true for her family, as they were unfortunately close to an eruption late last night. No one survived the tragic accident, as one expert described the scene as “so much lava”. Their Millions of Youtube subscribers, as well as all of us here at Live it Badass, will miss the Koji family and send our love and condolences. 

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