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STUDY SHOWS MAGIC SCHOOLBUS TEACHER MS. FRIZZLE ENCOURAGES TEACHER FANTASIES IN MALE STUDENTS

STUDY SHOWS MAGIC SCHOOLBUS TEACHER MS. FRIZZLE ENCOURAGES TEACHER FANTASIES IN MALE STUDENTS

Do male students have teacher fantasies about Ms. Frizzle?

Schools around the country have shown The Magic Schoolbus to children for years. Ms. Frizzle, the fictional teacher in the show, may unintentionally be making male students fantasize about their teachers.

Ms. Frizzle is a seemingly wholesome woman who takes her students on the most adventurous field trips imaginable. She is free spirited, spontaneous, and a sharp dresser. Watch an episode, and your jaw will free fall and crash at the sight of Ms. Frizzle’s curves. Boho sundresses packed with ass, Baywatch bouncing in divine rhythm with each springing step.

Luke Foley is a 6th grade biology teacher from Boston, and he decided to put together a questionnaire about the Magic Schoolbus following a full day binge of the series.

“I wasn’t in the mood to teach, if I’m being perfectly honest. So I threw on the Magic Schoolbus.”

he says. Within a few hours, Foley found himself picturing what Ms. Frizzle might look like in real life. That’s when he put together the questionnaire, and what he found was shocking.

A majority of the male students agreed with statements like “Ms. Frizzle’s Butt Would Taste Delicious Covered In BBQ Sauce” or “I Would Pay to Watch Ms. Frizzle Eat a Hotdog”. This has Luke Foley convinced that there may be more than meets the eye in regards to the Magic Schoolbus. He also entertains a pet theory that the entire show is actually about Ms. Frizzle drugging her students, and taking them on “trips”. He points to certain lyrics in the songs’ opening as evidence.

Cruisin’ on down mainstreet
You’re relaxed and feeling good
Next thing that you know you’re seein’
Octopus in the neighborhood

“These are obvious references to hallucinogenic drugs. Likely LSD and magic mushrooms.” Foley says.

Surfin’ on a soundwave
Swingin’ through the stars

“Same thing. References to synesthesia, an effect that can accompany psychedelic drug use.”

Navigate a nostril
Climb on the Magic Schoolbus

“She must have been doling out coke on the bus as well.”

Come on in and don’t be shy-
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie

“This time it’s a reference to marijuana. Maybe Ms. Frizzle had “special pie”. Take that however you will.” Foley isn’t sure what to do with his theory or findings. For now, he still shows the Magic Schoolbus regularly, and says that he is actively searching for “his own Miss Frizzle”, while making multiple jokes with “special pie” as the punchline. His findings are preliminary, but Foley is confident that he is onto something. We will keep you up to date with any progress in this area of research.

 

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