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FLORIDA MAN SUSTAINS LACERATED PENIS FROM FLESHLIGHT

Florida Man Sustains Lacerated Penis From Fleshlight Michael Dumphrey, of Saint Augustine Florida was involved in a freak accident involving a broken beer bottle and a Fleshlight. The accident happened at his home in the wee hours of the morning on October 17th, 2018, and left Dumphrey with a significant laceration on his penis. “There was so much blood. I… Read More
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BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS

BROWN RECLUSE BITES FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS Michael Dumphrey of Saint Augustine screamed out in pain. Completely naked in the comfort of his own home, with blinds drawn, a brown recluse spider had sank its fangs into Dumphrey’s penis. “The pain was excruciating.” he recalls. His unwelcome roommate scurried off under the bed, and Michael Dumphrey entered a state of panic… Read More
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FLORIDA MAN’S PENIS SUPER GLUED INSIDE A FLESHLIGHT

Florida Man’s Penis Super Glued Inside a Fleshlight Michael Dumphrey, 34, of Saint Augustine is currently recovering from surgery to remove a Fleshlight that was super glued to his penis. The unusual emergency room visit was the result of a vicious prank carried out by his then girlfriend Jackie Meadows. “I thought it was lube. You gotta be careful what… Read More