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FLORIDA MAN ENGAGED TO MARRY HIS FLESHLIGHT

FLORIDA MAN ENGAGED TO MARRY HIS FLESHLIGHT Michael Dumphrey, 35, of Saint Augustine Florida is engaged to marry his Fleshlight. For those unfamiliar with the product, it’s a black tube that houses an artificial vagina inside. It has sometimes been referred to as a ‘pocket pussy’. As far as Dumphrey is concerned, the product is everything he needs and more.… Read More
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FLORIDA MAN INJURES PENIS USING UNREGULATED “GOD SNAKE OIL” TO INCREASE SIZE

FLORIDA MAN INJURES PENIS USING UNREGULATED “GOD SNAKE OIL” TO INCREASE  SIZE Michael Dumphrey, of St. Augustine Florida, admitted himself to an emergency room citing concerns regarding his genitalia. Upon further questioning, he revealed that the rash, the boils, and his strange discharges followed his use of the “God Snake Oil”, an unregulated product that promises to add inches overnight.… Read More