TALES FROM THE RABBIT HOLE (CND) – THE SOUL PROJECT
I know the CND faithful keep up with Wikileaks. A comedy whose punchlines are American political leaders, and removes with finality any lingering sense that maybe they aren’t useless after all. But we’re ready for the finale. The citizenry is desensitized to the display, and the jaws of the Illuminati are closing in. It’s time to light everything that’s left and watch the explosion. The ultimate Wikileak. The big one. And wouldn’t ya know it? I already know what it is.
I don’t wanna spoil it for them, but whatever. Apocalypse now and enjoy the decline. This is going to change everything like 9/11. The Wikileaks finale is a massive data dump, and the only reason it hasn’t been released is because it’s still being sorted. But what does the leak actually consist of? Hold onto your tinfoil hats folks, because it’s juicy.
The leak contains the private browsing search history of every man, woman, and child in the United States. Every porn site visited, which videos you’ve watched and for how long. Every text and picture message, every inch of dick pic. All of it. Profiles are paired with photos so they’re easy to identify. Think about that. Have you ever posted anything you wouldn’t want the entire internet to have access to? Well say goodbye to the reasonable expectation of privacy. 1984 is so 2012.
The private browser search history is only a small part of a massive collaborative project between the CIA, FBI, NSA, Google, Amazon, Facebook, Monsanto, and the high priestess of the underworld herself, Madonna. Phase one was called Project Soul Harvest Ultra, and it took twenty years to accomplish.
Collecting all those souls takes time, but the harvest is finally over. Phase two, The Soul Project. The term “SOUL” is a sort-of-acronym that stands for “Social Underlying Linguistics”. Intelligence agencies have decided that in terms of mapping brain function, there are four categorizations; programmable and non programmable, predictable and non predictable. The Soul Project aims at efficient management and manipulation of the programmable category, and building accurate deterministic algorithms in the predictable category. In other words, they now have a program that knows exactly what you like and how to advertise to you, and how to best control your predictable and programmable brain function. And you constantly update with every keystroke.
The government has learned that social media allows for an unprecedented level of manipulation, far exceeding the combination of news media, film, music, and controlling the supply of firearms and illegal drugs. Using this knowledge, they created the largest and most invasive social media platform the world has ever seen. In its wake, every soul will be laid bare.
Wikileaks will break the story, and dump large chunks of the private search history to prove its authenticity. This alone will devastate marriages, destroy families, and ruin lives. It’s going to be an old fashioned shit show, and it’s coming. Wait and see, mark my words. And remember, you heard it here first. On CND.