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TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A MICROPENIS

Ten Signs You Have a Micropenis

 

 

 

 

1) Girls have a reflexive craving for Vienna sausages after seeing you naked.
2) It has been described as “like a ring pop”.
3) You can only watch lesbian porn because the sight of a normal sized erection is depressing.
4) It takes less time to masturbate than to stop crying after.
5) You can sport a full erection without a bulge.
6) It appears to be sitting on a beanbag.
7) When you are balls deep without having achieved penetration.
8) You’ve said “Only have to roll it three times!” in reference to putting on a condom.
9) Your pubic hairs are longer than you.
10) The anatomy includes a “head”, but lacks a “shaft”.

 

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