THE INSPIRING CASE OF JOE BIDEN’S DEMENTIA
Joe Biden is living proof that anything is possible. His campaign is bold, brave, and beautiful. Running for the position of President of the United States isn’t easy, especially while actively suffering from Alzheimer’s.
Alzheimer’s is a progressive disease that destroys memory and other important functions, and is the leading cause of dementia. While not officially diagnosed, Joe Biden’s dementia is well known to political elites and the masses alike.
And it’s inspiring, really. A man in his late seventies, so confused he can’t recall what day it is, what state he’s in, or what position he’s running for, still churning on no matter the obstacles stacked against him. He’s practically an American hero.
And he’s got a chance, thanks in no small part to the millions of elderly voters inspired to vote by his unprecedented run. Joe Biden thought about his disease, and what his fight against it represents for those who suffer from similar conditions, and had this to say;
“I dunno. Doggonit, I just can’t remember.”
This is where the story takes a sad turn, where you start to see the corruption behind it. Joe isn’t well, and lacks the faculties to formally drop out of the race. His family and handlers are greedy gold diggers, foaming at the teet for one last shot at cash and glory.
It’s a similar situation to an old man who clearly can’t drive yet continues to do so. After he hits a fire hydrant or two you just hide his keys, taking the power out of his hands. His family should have put him in a home, and let him forget about the 2020 election.
“Now I remember!” he blurts, staring wide eyed and off into space. “I want little boys and girls growing up with Alzheimer’s everywhere to feel empowered, to know that someday, they can grow up to be the President of the United States!”
Biden himself urges voters to ‘vote for the other guy’, a clear call for help to anyone with a shred of human compassion. Let this geriatric plagiarizer rest for the love of God! A man his age and condition is fragile, and could perspire spontaneously of natural causes at any given moment.
He’s already done enough. Joe proved what is possible when you combine senility with the greed of a soulless family of vampires. His tireless efforts were commendable, but aren’t practical or sustainable. Let this poor man rest. Put him in a home, make sure the record player is on, and let him hear words.
Joe Biden’s Dementia