THE MILLENNIAL AGENDA BEHIND THE TRENDS
All generations have their own trends, ways to individuate themselves as they move toward maturity and social assimilation. It’s a fun way for actualized adults to look back at their youth and laugh. The problem with the Millennial generation is their trends are backed by an obvious Millennial agenda, and don’t seem to be going away anytime soon. Here are some common modern trends and the Millennial agenda behind them.
White Dreadlocks – This one has popped up throughout history, but never as a trend. Caucasian Male-innials are most susceptible, but it has spread to the white girl. And not just as a spring break in Florida braid thing. Its agenda involves racial ambiguity, and plays into the Millennial objective of establishing control of what they refer to as “identity politics”.
Man Buns – The agenda behind man buns is to destabilize the perception of biological sex. Rappers are wearing dresses, gender is a social construct, and twenty something males are wearing their hair in a bun. Mission accomplished Millennials, well played. Keep in mind this is chess, not checkers.
New Age Spirituality – A bunch of woo woo mumbo jumbo. Dale has me convinced this is a CIA operation, and that intelligence agencies have the Millennial problem isolated and under control. I’m skeptical. My personal opinion of the New Age movement is that Millennials believe everything they’re told, and spiritually minded charlatans moved in to milk their victims. That simple.
The Meme – A term coined by non-millennial Richard Dawkins. Leave it to millennials to take something from an accomplished genius and ruin it. The meme is now a way to spread ideology through an echo chamber. The meme is antithetical to critical thought, making it the perfect fit for the Millennial thought process.
Mumble Rap – White Millennials pretend to understand what rappers say. The emergence of mumble rap made it is so they don’t have to, because no one can. It sounds like unintelligible toilet sound garbage, and it fits the Millennial agenda because it doesn’t force them to think in any way. It’s like white noise designed to further facilitate idiocy. Give the zombies a background sound to zonk out to.